Sweden’s Most Notorious Cannibal To Marry Vampire Murderess

vampireThe world’s most evil matrimony? MSNBC writes:

Two infamous Swedish murderers, the “Skara Cannibal” and the “Vampire Woman,” hope to get married, according to Expressen, a Swedish newspaper. The couple met at their high-security psychiatric ward in eastern Sweden, the paper said, and flirted over Internet chat rooms.

Isakin Jonsson, known as the ”Skara Cannibal,” was convicted in March 2011 of killing of his girlfriend, Helle Christensen, a mother of five, Expressen said. After stabbing her to death and cutting off body parts, he ate some of them.

Gustafsson was convicted in 2010 of the stabbing death of a father of four in Stockholm, the paper said. She wrote chilling lyrics on her blog about killing people and posted pictures of herself dressed as a vampire with bloody lips.

  • CommonSense

    They should both be sterilized asap…

  • Andrew

    At least they’re not gay.

    • CommonSense

      Score one for the sanctity of heterosexual marriage! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GAQQDSJC6PCWS6GGGBRXFQTOCU steve

    Who gives a shit.

  • Adam

    More self-aggrandizing, delusional douchebags to serve as a warning to disaffected people world-wide:

    Don’t let this be you – don’t become a tool. You really want some blood and violence in your life?  Grow some balls and kill yourself.  It’s very easy to hurt others, not so easy to hurt yourself.

  • Scub Chudmo

    True Love.

  • noraquick

    lol he killed a mother, she killed a father…let’s hope they have kids, because then they’ll kill each other!

  • mark

    their narcissism is a fucking insult to humanity 

  • Maria

    When you try to find out any information on the individual stories about their murders there is nothing. The only news story connected to these two is this story. I call bull shit.

  • discusthrower

    ah, the mechanisms of commercial cultures’ fruits…. you do what you gotta to fit in these days.  If that means spilling billions of gallons of oil, blood, what have you, as long as you are more secure feeling than the next guy that means that you win…  yes, all of them winners, including those two soulless husks, win the prize of disgust at perverting teh true value of life…

  • http://twitter.com/MiGaOh Michael G. O’Hair

    One can only hope they kill and eat each other.
    Now that I think about it, I can’t imagine either of the two dying any other way.

  • donnakelli1

    looked at the article mentioned below and the two guys pics don’t match up.  this guy is younger looking and missing the forehead, undereye tattoos, different noseand eyebrows…

    • daniel

      I think these two really live in Cleveland and work at a local Starbucks.

  • donnakelli1
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000480492140 Tony Traverso

    i’ve got my glock with a .40 cal slug for each of these losers 

  • http://twitter.com/anarcho anarcho

    Don’t kid yourself,  they are a mere reflection of the system.  Whereas they can only kill and devour a few,  systemically millions are devoured, they are imprisoned while the other is celebrated and free..  These two are called criminals and locked away,  the other is legal and sanctioned, sports “law”, has standing armies and police forces to make sure elite satisfaction.  One is called horrible and arcane (these two) while the other is called sophisticated and necessary,  one is seen as horrible atrocity while the other is seen as advancement and civilization. These two are merely neophytes,  displayed for your pleasure and disgust (just like individual crimes are repeatedly played for you in media, while the real systemic atrocities are not mentioned or glossed over),  when they do not hold a candle to global systemic cannibalism and vampires, and we share the carrion.   Remember that when the lights go out –


    Have you ever considered the real message behind Hannibal Lecter,  so sophisticated and cultured in lush settings as he kills his prey?  What is the message?

  • Snakegod74

    …he`s not the most notorious, the “other one” keeps his mouth shut…

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/NDWQPBCUQFWNR3WHVLPRX7QCBU Janise

    I’d like to have his babies, and eat her.