Parasitic Twin Brother Found In Peruvian Boy’s Stomach

peruYou may not be alone…via CBS News:

Three-year-old Isbac Pacunda absorbed his twin brother as they developed in their mother’s womb. The result? A parasitic twin in the stomach of the living boy.

The partially formed fetus weighs a pound and a half and is 9 inches long, according to Dr. Carlos Astocondor of Las Mercedes Hospital in Chiclayo, Peru. Doctors in Peru found the parasitic twin and planned to surgically remove the tissue Monday. It has some hair on the cranium, eyes and some bones.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Doctor Venture?

    • Mr Willow

      Beat me to it. 

      • Adam

        Seriously – goddammit.

    • DeepCough

      I was gonna say George Stark.

  • 1captainhooker1

    Quaid….start the reactor!

  • Nunzio X

    “Republican presidential candidates, asked to comment on the parasitic brother, said: ‘This is what happens when  you let welfare get out of control…brother becomes parasite of brother, encouraging welfare sloth. And this is precisely why we need to reduce restrictive taxes on the job-creators.'”

    • Fuckyouhippie

      Good job being a empty troll you stupid faggot. Try to unleash your boring canned hate on an article that is at least relevant to politics.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Only trolls call people faggot, troll. 

        • Lmnop_nis

          No, conservative Republicans call people faggots too. I prefer the term ass pirate or rump ranger, personally.

      • Nunzio X

         I shall take your idea under advisement.