‘Supergiants’ Found Near New Zealand

Scientists say they recently captured “supergiant” deep-sea crustaceans nearly a foot long. TVNZ’s Arrun Soma reports (via CNN):


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8 Comments on "‘Supergiants’ Found Near New Zealand"

  1. Fuck, they’re going to awake Cthulu next.

  2. Awesome! Go all the gaint crazy shit they’ve been finding in New Zealand lately.

  3. Ronniedobbs | Feb 5, 2012 at 7:50 pm |

    thats a helluva shrimp roll

  4. Redacted | Feb 5, 2012 at 8:16 pm |

    I thought the station was “TMZ” and I did a double take.

    In any case I need a few of these things and some butter.

    • Ha TMZ and TVNZ are pretty much the same thing, except TMZ is a big American thing, TVNZ is its New Zealand mini counter part, both as gay as each other.

      • Butter Knife | Feb 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm |

         While I have no doubt that both networks employ homosexuals, and it is certainly possible that they even employ a disproportionately large number of them, I’m not sure how you classify either as “gay”, nor how you are able to compare how gay the two are.

        Can a television network actually BE gay at all? Could it express any sort of sexual interest, let alone preference? I’m just not sure that works.

        • “gay” probably wasn’t the best discription, not that the “gay” I used has anything to do with homosexuality.

  5. Simiantongue | Feb 6, 2012 at 7:22 am |

    Let me be the first to welcome our crustacean overlords.  So, do they attach at the back of the neck, burrow into the abdomen, or what?

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