Anti-Abortion Group On Planned Parenthood’s Plot To Hook Kids On Sex

This may seem like a parody, but it’s not: the conservative American Life League uncovers how, in addition to dispensing “mountains of birth control”, Planned Parenthood is plotting to program a generation of children into sex addicts by spreading filthy lies such as “masturbation is normal” and “women menstruate”:

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  • RoboKy

    My monocle popped off about a dozen times during this informative film

  • ForrestX

    I really thought this was a joke. I was laughing til the end. Then I was crying when I realized that there actually is this kind of nuttery out there.
    Seriously, Adobe, Microsoft, Apple, and all others: It’s time to start putting an IQ quotient on the products you sell. A new Hitler is just around the corner.

    • DeepCough

      I refuse to believe this is real, because I’m still laughing.

      • Glitchyy

        Deep cough is someone who seems to be easily amused at societal deficits. The only thing he’s missing here are some handicapped kids penises…. You’re annoying!

        • DeepCough

           You’re the one who thinks about “handicapped kids penises” not me.

  • Jin The Ninja

    propaganda 101.

    body sovereignty and the right of choice. by women for women.

    sexual education is a necessary component of a holistic educational model.

    the only digusting thing here, is the anti women anti education agenda being exploited in this video.

    • Glitchyy

      You’re looking for a mile here bro…..

      • Jin The Ninja

         i’m unfamiliar with that expression.

        • Hadrian999

           i think he was hitting on you

          • Jin The Ninja


          • Glitchyy

            Anatomy and processes are appropriate to learn. Sexual pressure is even appropriate to address. People are just perverted. Students stop by the student activity table at the junior college and put a condom on a banana. And you know the chick that set up the table is aiming to boost her Facebook friends… and wants people to believe she’s “in touch”. We really know how to choke the chicken on social issues.

          • Jin The Ninja

            i don’t really think putting a condom on a banana is perverse, juvenile perhaps, but it’s not sexually subversive. While i haven’t seen EVERY video planned parenthood has ever produced for kids, the ones excerpted in this video i have seen in full, as well as many others, and i think everything in them attempts to relate a healthy and inquisitive sexuality (which really is the job of parents, but since they don’t- someone NEEDS to). I remember a woman who came into my catholic school and told the class that she had used condoms ‘correctly’ (on the `first` night she had sex) and it broke and thus she became a teen-mom. The moral was, condoms are ineffective and anti-catholic. I can see how the planned parenthood videos seem radical for people with that kind of conservative extremist view of sexuality. For people who know anything about education or gender studies, this kind of (conservative) sexuality is subversive- it is oppressive and actually forcible inhibits women and glbtq people, and degrades self esteem which makes kids more easily victimised by predators. And as a note, a lot of freshies probably don`t know how to put on a condom.

          • Glitchyy

            I guess it has got to be one way or the other. I’m just glad I don’t have kids yet. Today everything is out there, they are a product of the nut… and the net. ^^ I’ll never agree on masterbation awareness.

  • Hadrian999

    I really wish the anti-family planning anti-birth control people would read Thomas Malthus, replacement level child births is all we can really afford, we don’t lose large percentages of children to childhood diseases anymore, we cant keep pumping out kids at pre industrial levels when we have post industrial death rates

    • BurnTheFascists

      But haven’t you heard? Technology magically invalidates Malthus, because magic!

    • What the fundies really want.

      But with the increasing healthcare costs and Republicans fighting to defund all kinds of healthcare subsidies and employers fighting to not provide insurance for “ANY” health service they would have a religious objection to. ( Pray yourself healthy!) childhood diseases will skyrocket and pre industrial childhood death rates will return.

      Add that to the drive to defund Social Security.

      Its clear that fundamentalists want “the good ol days” back. Where 1 out of 9 children lived to 15 and the average life span was 35 years.

  • Xenobia_mia

    Watching this video as someone coming from a conservative country, if what the video shows about planned parenthood is true, I’d say that getting kids to know sex while still at adolescent is not appropriate. What I get is that, this video is not against birth control, but more of against sex culture aimed towards kids at a very young age. But seriously, today, you cant control things anymore, the internet has too much sex free stuffs anyways.

    • DeepCough

       When in doubt, blame teh interwebz.

    • Glitchyy

      I agree with everything you say and would just like to add that Planned Parenthood pays a lot of money and spends a lot of time organizing their silly dicks in one source to be these kid’s “what you don’t want to talk with (and now you never have to!!) parents about, pseudo-enlightened resource.”

  • Scruffy

    If god didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.

    • BurnTheFascists

      Who’s this guy?

      Get it? That’s a meta futurama joke.

    • Redacted

      I wish I could like this comment twice.

      • Zenc

        There, I “liked” it again for you.

    • RoboKy

       All I can picture is people with T-Rex arms reaching vainly for their junk.

  • Mikerscope

    Pedophiles rejoice  I would guess, but if that was a viable plan the Catholic Church would be a lot more fun.

  • DeepCough

    Oh, it’s okay if MTV sells sex to kids, but not Planned Parenthood. Gotcha.

    P.S. Am I the only one that was laughing at this video the entire way through after the phrase “vagina macaroons.”

  • Nunzio X

    If “God” didn’t want people to fuck, “He” wouldn’t have designed us with genitalia, and the nerve-endings associated with the aforementioned cocks and cunts.

    • BurnTheFascists

      Yeah, but it’s all about tests and wickedness and blah blah blah.

    • Glitchyy

      Get some respect

  • Zenc

    Aren’t these people going to be pissed when they find out that Darwinian Evolution is actually to blame for sex drive.

    • Hadrian999

       asian girls are to blame for mine

      • BurnTheFascists

        You too?

        • Hadrian999

           that’s affirmative

          • Glitchyy

            You two need to get off that ego trip and use your brains. There’s so much more involved with your little fantasy life that has real world effects; sex trade, abuse, rape, murder, kidnapping, human torture. Have mercy on others by exerting some intelligent mindfullness. Turds.

          • Hadrian999

             somebody needs a hug

          • Andrew

            You forgot to mention handicapped kids’ penises.

      • Lmnop_nis

        I’d have to blame sexy Russian girls. French, too. And German. Lets not forget sexy Latin babes. …….?????? I like girls. Sexy girls.

        • Glitchyy

          Hahaha you are most likely physically gross or a nut job that can’t live genuinely in this world because you’ve distorted yourself beyond repair.

  • discusthrower

    woah, a guy from an alternate dimension…. I am betting that their plan backfires…

  • Skyler Riley

    I am infuriated with this asshole’s religious ignorance and his bs propaganda he is spreading!

  • Stacey Holmes

    yeah because before humans were ‘civilised’ no child ever came across anyone fucking in the bushes. put that shit in a closet… suppress it. 

    i wish that narrator’s parents never had sex.

  • Can_ace_ian!/michael.hichborn
    Here’s his FB page! Have fun, let him know personally how you feel.

  • Djackson_manchester

    this sems to be a catholic organisation, presumably they’d rather kids found out about sex from a pervy priest
    according to his facebook page, the presenter of this gem is a Newt Gingrich supporter and a fan of Rush Limbaugh – although he’s also friends with –
    so he can’t be all bad..
    there are some who think Michael Hichborn is too soft on the anti abortion issue –

    God Bless America..

  • Tbennett

    The book he’s complaining about, “It’s Perfectly Normal”, was used in my daughter’s biology class. It’s fantastic, and I highly recommend it.

  • Hadrian999

    that guy thinks more about gay sex than gay people do

    • DeepCough

      Funny, I didn’t see Rick Santorum anywhere.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Scientists have determined that sex addiction is hereditary.  Surveys show that practically 100% of all families have at least one member to have had sex within the last generation.

    • Andrew

      That’s sick!

  • Freelove

    What’s shocking is this video – obviously you are the freaks obsessed with “dirty” sex.
    I’ve never seen any of this stuff at planned parenthood .
    Seems like every week a Christian Conservative is caught having sex with young boys.
    All you people need help and to stay away from my children.

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