Christianity: World’s Longest Running Gag?

sargon13500 years ago, a popular Babylonian zinger had a similar set-up and punch-line with “The Greatest Story Ever Told.”

The deflowered (girl) did not become pregnant.
The un-deflowered (girl) became pregnant (-What is it?”)

Answer: Auxiliary Forces

el-oh-el, or should I say, el-oh-im(?) Anyway, as a connoisseur of “Joke” religions I find this QUITE intriguing.

The hilarity continues (page 124)

R. Talmadge Lacy

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7 Comments on "Christianity: World’s Longest Running Gag?"

  1. JoiquimCouteau | Mar 12, 2012 at 11:32 pm |

    I don’t get it.

  2. Keecoyote | Mar 13, 2012 at 11:32 am |

    You had to be there.  I think they saying “The gods did it”

  3. So if you don’t get the joke as told (not what this guy added on) then I’ll explain it to you.  The joke is that the Auxilliary Forces are the only ones who rape women during war.  What does that have to do with Christianity?  Nothing.  This post is just someone being stupid.

    PS – I’m not a Christian

    • Talmadge613 | Mar 15, 2012 at 3:09 am |

      The set-up is saying that a virgin got pregnant while the ‘deflowered’ girl did not get pregnant by “auxiliary forces”. So in this context ‘auxiliary forces’ must mean divine forces.

      • Calypso_1 | Mar 15, 2012 at 8:17 am |

        Come on Lacy, this one is a lot better –

        In(?) your mouth and your teeth (or: your urine)
        constantly stared at you
        the measuring vessel of your lord. (— What is it?)
        (Answer:) Beer(!?).

  4. punch-line is The Greatest Story Ever Told.

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