Female ‘Sperm Hunter’ Gangs Prey On Men In Zimbabwe

women_2175454bA bizarre new crime wave. Via the Telegraph, in Zimbabwe’s underworld, gangs of women have been kidnapping and raping men traveling alone, for the purpose of harvesting their sperm:

Local media have reported victims of the highway prowlers being drugged, subdued at gun or knife point – even with a live snake in one case – given a sexual stimulant and forced into repeated sex before being dumped on the roadside.

The sperm’s exact use is not clear but is thought to be intended for “juju” or traditional rituals to bring luck – enhancing good fortune, boosting business or preventing a criminal from being detected. It is also not known why the semen is taken forcibly from strangers.

“It’s really an issue which is mind boggling,” said University of Zimbabwe sociologist Watch Ruparanganda, who believes it is a lucrative business. Ruparanganda said he was astonished to discover [the matter] seven years ago, while doing research for his doctoral thesis among Harare street youth.

“Now, men fear women. They said: ‘we can’t go with you because we don’t trust you’,” says 19-year-old Miss Dhliwayo.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    Dear Penthouse Letters:

    I was recently hitch-hiking across the country before starting grad school. It was very late and I thought for sure that I would be spending another cold night camped out along the roadside. Then, a car rounded the bend and I could hear a radio blaring out of open windows.  Imagine my surprise when the car stopped and inside were THREE beautiful women who invited me to ride with them. As soon as the car was moving, one of them rolled a joint and…

    • Andrew


  • BarttheCat

    Haven’t men been willing participants for millions of years?

    • http://www.jaycob.co.nf/ Scruffy

      They must be picking the Santorums of Zimbabwe.

  • AbolishTheNWO

    Most western men would pay money to be violated. What is this world cumming to?

  • Peetr

    WELP. I know where MY next vacation is going to be!!

  • http://www.jaycob.co.nf/ Scruffy

    The horror!

  • kelev

    In other news, hundreds of men have been seen lining the roadways at night. Officials are unable to offer any explanation for the new trend.

  • Redacted

    It seems like a good deal, what with the sex and all. Then you remember that Africa is literally riddled with HIV, and suddenly its not such a good deal.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=773433966 Rus Archer

      the chances of a male contracting aids from a female = close to 0

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1213966745 Drea Madden

      Damn, let us have the fantasy! 

  • Guest

    All jokes aside, I am sure this is NOT a pleasant experience.

    • Andrew

      Judging from the jokes, most Disinfonauts are too hard up to recognize that.

  • maysongui

    What are the names of the “sexual stimulants ” used?

  • Popo99

    Are the weapons, drugs and live snakes really necessary? When exactly did short skirts and high heels stop working?

  • tooCents

    Why not make ’em jack off into a container if they just want the sperms? Ever hear of CFNM? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=773433966 Rus Archer

    come on
    this HAS to be a hoax to boost tourism
    HAS to be

  • yujyo13

    I can’t wait for the day where rape against males is taken as seriously as rape against females… but the comments section tells me that won’t be any time soon.