Lionel Messi and the Anti-Syria Conspiracy

He's the best, period - 24-365You definitely cannot make this stuff up. From Reuters:

Barcelona footballers don’t just have a slick passing game, they can also secretly indicate arms smuggling routes to Syria, a pro-government Syrian television channel claimed this week.

Without a hint of irony, Addounia TV superimposed a map of Syria on a screen to show how Lionel Messi and his team-mates, representing smugglers, had kicked a ball, representing a weapons shipment, into Syria from Lebanon.

The subtle signals to rebels were transmitted when Barcelona played Real Madrid in December, said the channel, which is owned by a cousin of President Bashar al-Assad. It did not trouble viewers by revealing Barcelona’s motives for the exploit.

“First we see how the guns are brought from Lebanon,” the presenter comments as one player passes the ball. “Then they cross into Homs and give the weapons to other terrorists in Abu Kamal,” he added, referring to rebel strongholds in Syria.

Messi’s final flick indicates the successful handover of the weapons to their destination in eastern Syria, he said…

[continues at Reuters]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/themaurizio Maurizio Mezzatesta

    what…. the fuck?!

    • Ceausescu

       My reaction exactly…

  • Calypso_1

    …somebody loaded some serious dank into the ol’argila.

  • smooth_operator

    Well, they got the arms smuggling part right.

  • I_abide

    I find this plausible and see no reason to question it.  Obviously since this media outlet is state run it’s held to the highest standards.

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