Rick Santorum Unveils Dystopian Horror Flick

The Hunger Games? Nope, this year’s hottest dramatic depiction of our nightmarish future is Rick Santorum’s ‘Obamaville’, a look at a ‘small American town two years from now if Obama is reelected’. What will 2014 under Obama be like? The playgrounds are empty, rusted, and littered with children’s abandoned shoes, signs are painted in blood, the numbers on clocks are printed in Soviet-font, and the sun rarely shines. No joke, a campaign spokesperson said this teaser is the kickoff an eight-part miniseries:

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  • Redacted

    I think Santorum has a crush on Obama.

  • http://twitter.com/RodneyLeeJessop Rodney Volkmar

    what, like living in Bellevue  Sanatorium  will be any better

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2I2CORT7WFTHNB3WJVY3WARWAQ Cory Coggins

    When it says “sworn American enemy” Obama flashes between pictures of Ahmadinejad 

  • Antediluvian

    Anyhow, any Republican being elected in days like these and we’re bound for an actual Mad Max scenario.  Far worse than any of this being depicted.

  • BananaFamine

     i’ve said this many times before, can somebody PLEASE make a gay porno starring Rick Santorum with a look-alike?

    • Redacted

      You wouldn’t need to hire a Santorum look alike. The real deal would be more than happy to star as himself if you hired an Obama look alike.

      • MadHierophant

        Psht, only if Obama was the top, no doubt. 

        • Redacted

          I think thats the problem Republicans have with Big O. He makes their little peckers feel funny.

          Considering small penis syndrome is what creates Republicans, well I think that ones all tied up. Its no accident it took a black man as President to finally get them all riled up.

  • Frosch3166

    “kickoff an eight-part miniseries:”

    can’t wait !!

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    finally glad to see that this farce of an election
    is being depicted accurately
    a Hollywood production for mass consumption
    so that even Obummer looks palatable compared to the alternatives

    which monster would you like to rule over you
    Barry (i never heard of the Bill of Rights) Obummer
    or Lil Ricky (God’s Right Hand Dic Tator) Sanscrotum
    or would you prefer Mitt (fire them all) Rummy
    hard to believe that this is cream of the crop

  • chinagreenelvis

    Fearmongering propaganda much?

  • Heath

    A bag of oranges in every pot!

  • DeepCough

    Obamaville–at least we’re not Frothy Mixture Fife (aka Santorum City).

  • KG

    LOL. I will totally watch this.

  • Haystack

    Isn’t it a little late for this? We kind of already know what would happen if Obama were president. 

  • Calypso_1

    Will he release a Santorumville flick in which parents sleep with dead fetuses?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Iaminnocenttheblood-Ofthisjustmanyouseetoit/100002857705077 Iaminnocenttheblood Ofthisjust

    More like the Bush/NeoCONartist world…

    Or, frankly, the “New World Order” the Globalist Bankers that have turned both the right and the left into a puppet show.  INCLUDING these “Independent/Libertarians” who usually want a 1850s world in modern trappings.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7L7TC42A7F5GCGGQXPATUCNUGA Mark

    “Santorumville” better known as “A Hand Maiden’s Tale”

  • Misinformation

    If one needed any more proof of the goal of public eduction is to dumb down the citizenry..someone call Guiness. That’s got to be a new world record for most logical fallacies whored out in one minute and five seconds. Fuck Rick Santorum and the whole farce of democracy.

    • moremisinformation

       Well damn, I don’t know how to edit. That should read, “…proof that the goal of…” not “proof of”. Otherwise it’s just, you know, ironic.

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  • Muschi

    puller muschi!!!

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