Texas Teen Says Ouija Board Commanded Him To Attempt Murder

demdike-stare-forest-of-evilThe Daily Mail journeys to the dark side:

A teenager charged in the stabbing of his 14-year-old friend told police a Ouija board made him do it.

[He] was charged with attempted murder after stabbing his friend with a 4-inch knife on February 29. He pulled the weapon on the friend in a wooded area behind a high school in Weslaco, a small town along the U.S-Mexico border at the southern tip of Texas.

The victim was treated in intensive care for three days for a severe cut to his intestine, Weslaco police spokesman J.P. Rodriguez said. He added that the alleged assailant has no history of mental problems or criminal behavior.

10 Comments on "Texas Teen Says Ouija Board Commanded Him To Attempt Murder"

  1. Liam_McGonagle | Mar 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm |

    Dumb*ss.  Never listen to a Ouija Board.

    The image of Mary in the heat blister above the radiator gives much better advice.

  2. DeepCough | Mar 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm |

    Geez, imagine what this kid would have done if he took his cues from a Magic 8-Ball.

    • eyeoftheaxis | Mar 19, 2012 at 3:51 pm |

      ask again later ?

      • eyeoftheaxis | Mar 19, 2012 at 4:11 pm |

        I don’t believe in hocus pocus. However I was a kid once, and I think with
        the hysteria some cultures have over perceived demonic evil influences is
        obvious even to a kid. I think he tried the devil made me do it excuse with
        them, thinking it would transfer some of the blame, …Or he could be just
        a really stupid kid, but I doubt it. The kid is giving them something they want
        to hear and hopes they will go easy.

        • Liam_McGonagle | Mar 19, 2012 at 6:39 pm |

          Well, if the kid has any information that can help crack the case of those two oddly dressed, unmarried women who’ve lived together at the edge of town for years yet never seem to attend Sunday services, I say the D.A. should offer him state’s evidence.

      • DeepCough | Mar 19, 2012 at 5:25 pm |

         I was expecting “Outlook hazy.”

  3. This sort of thing is less common than I would expect, given a society that largely accepts and teaches that an invisible sky wizard generally runs things but for some reason can’t quite make it clear what he really wants.

  4. OuijaDemon | Mar 21, 2012 at 1:07 am |

    Ouija boards are terrible and should be banned!  Google the demon ZoZo and see what’s going on.  Don’t play with them!

  5. Rockym4000 | Jun 23, 2012 at 1:27 am |

    Well you know God wouldn’t tell you to murder so you must be listening to the other spirit (satan) .

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