WikiLeaked Stratfor Emails: Osama Bin Laden Wasn’t Buried At Sea

osama-bin-ladenAmong the bounty unearthed by WikiLeaks, the global intelligence agency Stratfor believes that the CIA has bin Laden’s body here in the United States, Business Insider reports. No word on what they might be doing with it:

Stratfor analysts did not believe that Osama bin Laden was buried at sea, according to Stratfor emails. At 5:26 a.m. on May 2…Stratfor CEO George Friedman sent an email with the subject “[alpha] OBL” that said: “Reportedly, we took the body with us. Thank goodness.” Fred Burton, Stratfor’s vice president for intelligence, followed that up at 5:51 a.m. with an email titled “[alpha] Body bound for Dover, DE on CIA plane.”

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  • SoundScape

    anyone who thinks he was killed by the US government, let alone buried at sea with no photo or video proof, is fucking idiot. he’s likely kickin’ back in America, under the close watch of the Witness Protection Program

    • Sennalvr

       Since his family was good friends of the Bush family, I’ll bet he’s kick back a couple tall ones on GW’s ranch in Texas.

    • BluePuma22

      Is fucking idiot?  Check yourself.  

  • Eric Reber

    Franken-laden!

  • Liam_McGonagle

    I’ve heard they plan on re-animating him as a GOP running mate. 

    They’ve been relying on religious fundamentalism and terror threats to balance out the corporate-friendly tickets for about a decade now.  And given that the zobmification process typically reduces IQ by 50-80 points or so, he’s still much smarter than Santorum.

    • Gergith

      Well it did work very well with Bush Jr. So only time will tell!

  • saint_al

    Yeah, and a reanimated LBJ will be fucking his neck wound. 

  • Jimmyz619

    maybe there’s 1000 of these cloned OBL, and wherever the U$A fucks up, they simply throw one of the bodies there and call it counter terrorism.

  • Dunzain

    Funny, Bin Laden believed in the same God of the old testament as the Jews and the Christians. 

    • O_Deckman

      And in all versions of he is a jealous and vindictive bastard.

    • gwen jackson

       yeah, the three major organized religions are so full of shit…but Crowleyism… now THERE’s a viable belief system. We should have more articles about that!

      • http://twitter.com/alizardx A.Lizard

        do a search on this site.

  • Your Mother

    Evidence confirms the obvious. Now what?

  • DeepCough

     I can’t help but doubt that Osama bin Laden been alive past 2001, but’s just my tinfoil-hat theory there.

    • Gergith

      I heard he either died that winter, or the next winter. 

    • http://twitter.com/alizardx A.Lizard

      As I recall, that’s what several Arab public officials including a head of state told the press a decade ago.

      • DeepCough

        That head of state you’re talking about was Benazir Bhutto, who would be assassinated later.

        • gwen jackson

           lol, shh! they listen, you know…

          • DeepCough

             Good thing I’m not a Moslem, otherwise, I’d have to worry.

          • Jin The Ninja

            i like that you spelled it the old fashioned academic way ( no seriously i strongly do).

    • gwen jackson

       agreed, even if he was a willing patsy for 9/11, they’d never let someone who knew their big secret live on as a potential liability to their grand scheme.

  • erikgrad

    They plan to find a way to bring him back to life…just so they can kill him again.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I have a nagging suspicion that he died of illness long before he was “killed”.

  • Katbox1

    They’re taking turns blowing jizz loads of his corpse…

  • colq101

    that’s a pretty weak leak

    • guest

      Thats a pretty weak comment you just made there bud.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nigelrodneyleitch Nigel Leitch

    How long did it take someone to write those 3 lines?

  • arfer

    This leak has weak stream.

  • DJ Allyn

    A dead OBL in storage is pretty much the same as a dead OBL at sea.  What difference does it make?  Dead is dead.

    • Gergith

      The difference lays in the lies people are told en mass. If this is true, chalk one more up. Your question is literally asking what is the purpose of wikileaks. Everything they are leaking about is already done…

    • http://twitter.com/alizardx A.Lizard

      You can’t discredit a UBL imposter without a corpse.

  • http://twitter.com/alizardx A.Lizard

    Just because Stratfor believed it doesn’t make it true. This could be the second layer of the cover story for people with resources to dig deeper.

  • Makemorenoise

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  We have the technology.

  • Sandraw747

    the fact that the whole team of Seals that supposedly killed Bin Laden were conveniently shot down out of the sky so that none of them could talk about what they didn’t do, says alot.

  • gwen jackson

    I’m pretty sure he’s enshrined with full military honors and an eternal flame at Bohemian Grove. For his supreme sacrifice to the Western Ruling Class, in giving them a boogeyman with which to taunt the arrogant and ignorant American public into willingly surrendering their Constitutional rights in the name of fear. Or something. GWBush and Ghouliani probably make out with his corpse daily, “Oh thank you for making us heroes to our gullible electorate, muah, muah, MUAH!!!”

  • Misinformation

    He died nine times over the years. Check the “papers”. I think Obama’s announcement pretty well assures that this actor has left the film. Whether that means he took bullets or is sipping martinis on a beach somewhere matters not. The only way he’ll be seen again is if Obama gets himself into a tight general election, you better believe the photos of the “corpse” will find themselves a home in the spotlight. 

  • heinrich66

    You conspiracy theorists are all a bunch of crazies. The fact that the SEAL team that killed him crashed in a helicopter accident, that the compound has now been torn down — coincidence.