WikiLeaked Stratfor Emails: Osama Bin Laden Wasn’t Buried At Sea

osama-bin-ladenAmong the bounty unearthed by WikiLeaks, the global intelligence agency Stratfor believes that the CIA has bin Laden’s body here in the United States, Business Insider reports. No word on what they might be doing with it:

Stratfor analysts did not believe that Osama bin Laden was buried at sea, according to Stratfor emails. At 5:26 a.m. on May 2…Stratfor CEO George Friedman sent an email with the subject “[alpha] OBL” that said: “Reportedly, we took the body with us. Thank goodness.” Fred Burton, Stratfor’s vice president for intelligence, followed that up at 5:51 a.m. with an email titled “[alpha] Body bound for Dover, DE on CIA plane.”

37 Comments on "WikiLeaked Stratfor Emails: Osama Bin Laden Wasn’t Buried At Sea"

  1. SoundScape | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:04 pm |

    anyone who thinks he was killed by the US government, let alone buried at sea with no photo or video proof, is fucking idiot. he’s likely kickin’ back in America, under the close watch of the Witness Protection Program

    • Sennalvr | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm |

       Since his family was good friends of the Bush family, I’ll bet he’s kick back a couple tall ones on GW’s ranch in Texas.

    • BluePuma22 | Mar 2, 2012 at 3:12 pm |

      Is fucking idiot?  Check yourself.  

  2. Eric Reber | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm |

    Franken-laden!

  3. Liam_McGonagle | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm |

    I’ve heard they plan on re-animating him as a GOP running mate. 

    They’ve been relying on religious fundamentalism and terror threats to balance out the corporate-friendly tickets for about a decade now.  And given that the zobmification process typically reduces IQ by 50-80 points or so, he’s still much smarter than Santorum.

  4. saint_al | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm |

    Yeah, and a reanimated LBJ will be fucking his neck wound. 

  5. Jimmyz619 | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm |

    maybe there’s 1000 of these cloned OBL, and wherever the U$A fucks up, they simply throw one of the bodies there and call it counter terrorism.

  6. Funny, Bin Laden believed in the same God of the old testament as the Jews and the Christians. 

  7. Your Mother | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm |

    Evidence confirms the obvious. Now what?

  8. DeepCough | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm |

     I can’t help but doubt that Osama bin Laden been alive past 2001, but’s just my tinfoil-hat theory there.

    • I heard he either died that winter, or the next winter. 

    • As I recall, that’s what several Arab public officials including a head of state told the press a decade ago.

    • gwen jackson | Mar 3, 2012 at 3:04 am |

       agreed, even if he was a willing patsy for 9/11, they’d never let someone who knew their big secret live on as a potential liability to their grand scheme.

  9. erikgrad | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm |

    They plan to find a way to bring him back to life…just so they can kill him again.

  10. Anarchy Pony | Mar 2, 2012 at 2:57 pm |

    I have a nagging suspicion that he died of illness long before he was “killed”.

  11. They’re taking turns blowing jizz loads of his corpse…

  12. that’s a pretty weak leak

  13. How long did it take someone to write those 3 lines?

  14. This leak has weak stream.

  15. DJ Allyn | Mar 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm |

    A dead OBL in storage is pretty much the same as a dead OBL at sea.  What difference does it make?  Dead is dead.

    • The difference lays in the lies people are told en mass. If this is true, chalk one more up. Your question is literally asking what is the purpose of wikileaks. Everything they are leaking about is already done…

    • You can’t discredit a UBL imposter without a corpse.

  16. Just because Stratfor believed it doesn’t make it true. This could be the second layer of the cover story for people with resources to dig deeper.

  17. Makemorenoise | Mar 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm |

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  We have the technology.

  18. Sandraw747 | Mar 3, 2012 at 1:16 am |

    the fact that the whole team of Seals that supposedly killed Bin Laden were conveniently shot down out of the sky so that none of them could talk about what they didn’t do, says alot.

  19. gwen jackson | Mar 3, 2012 at 3:01 am |

    I’m pretty sure he’s enshrined with full military honors and an eternal flame at Bohemian Grove. For his supreme sacrifice to the Western Ruling Class, in giving them a boogeyman with which to taunt the arrogant and ignorant American public into willingly surrendering their Constitutional rights in the name of fear. Or something. GWBush and Ghouliani probably make out with his corpse daily, “Oh thank you for making us heroes to our gullible electorate, muah, muah, MUAH!!!”

  20. Misinformation | Mar 3, 2012 at 5:57 am |

    He died nine times over the years. Check the “papers”. I think Obama’s announcement pretty well assures that this actor has left the film. Whether that means he took bullets or is sipping martinis on a beach somewhere matters not. The only way he’ll be seen again is if Obama gets himself into a tight general election, you better believe the photos of the “corpse” will find themselves a home in the spotlight. 

  21. heinrich66 | Mar 5, 2012 at 1:12 pm |

    You conspiracy theorists are all a bunch of crazies. The fact that the SEAL team that killed him crashed in a helicopter accident, that the compound has now been torn down — coincidence.

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