• Camronwiltshire

    Shit!

  • smooth_operator

    Orgasmic.

  • Redacted

    My bad guys. This is why I never drink wild turkey.

    • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

      This is exactly why I still drink Wild Turkey.

      Though I have to admit that in the past 10 years or so I find myself increasingly selecting a nice single barrel with a more subtle profile than the ole 101.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobbie-Jean-Pentecost/100000391760333 Bobbie Jean Pentecost

    This must be God punishing Texas for something, obviously ……..it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with Texas’ location in a tornado prone area.

  • http://twitter.com/CoffinRide M.C. CoffinRide

    Rick Perry… Your prayers for rain have been answered. Signed -The God of over-doing-it

  • saint_al

    /once saw a mobile home sales lot get ripped apart by a tornado- shredded aluminum siding, couches and furniture, insulation and carpeting, all flying through the air. Roofing off houses like notebook paper tearing. It made a huge impression on the 9-year-old version of me; you, duh, have to take a warning seriously and don’t stand outside to watch like I did.

  • Johnnyutah

    You know whats worse than a Texas Tornado?

    A titty twister!

    Hey Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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