Step By Step Guide To Biometric Enrollment At The Post Office

The British Post Office has unveiled a handy instructional film on how to register your fingerprint as your identity:

  • BuzzCoastin

    your birth certificate starts the process
    registering for social benefits helps it along
    as do school records, drivers license, car registration, credit cards and
    the finger prints are merely a psyop thingy
    the Military Juntas’ biggest fear is online anonymity


  • The Creep

    And to top it all off, they make you pay for it!?
    I would put something on the biometric scanner… I may need a chair in the booth with me.
    Scan this motherfuckers!