Virgin Volcanic: Richard Branson To Journey to the Center of the Earth

Virgin VolcanicGreg Rose writes on Virgin:

Richard Branson launches journeys to the centre of the Earth through Virgin Volcanic. Academy Award winning actor Tom Hanks to join first expedition.

Only 500 people have been to space, only three people have been to the bottom of the ocean, but no one has ever attempted to journey to the core of an active volcano. Until now.

Using patented carbon-carbon materials pioneered for deep space exploration, Virgin is proud to announce a revolutionary new vehicle, VVS1, which will be capable of plunging three people into the molten lava core of an active volcano.

In its first three years of operation, Virgin Volcanic‘s VVS1 will target the five most active volcanoes in the world.

Sir Richard Branson will go on the first expedition along with Tom Hanks, Academy Award winning actor and star of Joe Versus the Volcano; Black Eyed Peas recording artist and science enthusiast; actor/producer Seth Green; and two-time Academy Award winning documentary filmmaker Barbara Kopple … : )

  • VoxMagi

    And it would be worth the tragic loss of all the others if only it could end in the total annihilation of

  • MoralDrift

    April Fools!

  • Redacted

    Magma is indeed a liquid medium, but only an April Fool would swim in it.

  • Ilovesheep

    April Fools!

  • emc_0

    Its gonna need a good A/C unit

  • Pb

    April fools, faggots.

  • Jonathan R Cort

    Hey check out the Virgin Volcanic App!!  It’s awesome !!!

    @  Kizzapz on facebook

  • Marklar_Prime

    That’s what you get for being Virgin. No more of that living in the surface world if you don’t put out crap.

  • Dan Muench

    I knew it was too good to be true when there was a decent chance we could lose Branson AND Will.I.Am in one go. Tom Hanks would have been a decent enough sacrifice for such a cause, depending on your opinion of his movies.

    Dammit! I say we start a petition to get those two thrown into a volcano anyway….wouldn’t count as a ‘sacrifice’, though, since you sacrifice things you like and/or need…

  • njenga

    what does he want to achieve? to see hell fire?