• Illuminate

    Is this really news, this doesn’t seem new. I wanna hear about how the religious right is genetically modifying monkeys to attack all infidels.

    • Anarchy Pony

      That would be awesome.

      • Jin The Ninja

         that means, both of us (and perhaps 75-85% of the disinfo crowd) would have rabid zombie-simians on our doors….kinda like mormons now that i think about it….

        • Anarchy Pony

          That’s why I am well schooled in the use of fireplace pokers.
          If I’ve learned anything from Ezio Auditore, it’s that maces, hammers and axes are just as graceful and elegant as swords, they just move a little slower, and hit a lot harder.

          • Jin The Ninja

            according to the zombie survival guide, maces, and hammers are much more preferable to swords anyway. i mean, yes, of course j-films like machine girl or onichanbara make decapitation look fun and easy, but it’s hard work to cut through bone. i’d rather a good clean (maybe not ‘clean’) blow to the head with a bluntish instrument to disable the brain. you’re assured of some very good dps even with a glancing blow.

          • Anarchy Pony

            For zombie melee a good sturdy hammer is always effective.

          • Jin The Ninja

            it’s those demon lords that give the most trouble…

          • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

            lol, i would love to know how you calculate dps in realworld situations

          • John Myers

             Dual wielded heavy picks all the way. 4X crit!
            Conservatives in general are pissed off that they ever were cursed with puberty. This ‘simpler time’ they’re yearning for is a time before they were stricken with dirty rotten filthy vile evil lust.
            Without lust we never would have made it this far as a species, but don’t tell them that.

          • http://twitter.com/D351 D351

             Well, that and having to move out of Mom’s basement to get a real… wait they never did seem to pull together the real job thing, being that they went for the low-hanging fruit of christian x, where x can stand for any art form, as christian x will always sell, no matter how crappy it is because its a niche audience with few alternatives, loads of money, and a will to buy anything that promotes their ridiculous (I’d say outdated if ancient christians hadn’t been so much better educated than these tards) beliefs.

          • Jin The Ninja

            well i can say that if a zombie doesn’t have his/her brain splattered (and/or head removed) after a strike or few, i’ll take the noob walk o shame.

    • Calypso_1

      It’s worse than you think. Scorpion-tailed spider monkeys. 

  • Liam_McGonagle

    I love it!  “Harmless” is the perfect title for this movie!

  • Burningflesh

    That looks like a cheap ripoff of movies like Paranormal Activity and the Blair Witch Project. Stupid and unoriginal, just like everything Christian.

    • Anti-Crowley

       I too find that the best way to judge the truth of a claim is based solely on how original it is.  As a matter of fact, the laws of thermodynamics are getting a bit dusty and unoriginal, perhaps it is time for us to start declaring them ridiculous.

      • DeepCough

        Am I to understand that you honestly think that bad things will happen to you because
        of a smut rag?

        • Anti-Crowley

           If you consider the objectification of women and increased stimuli needed as one becomes desensitized to porn, leading to gradual and more severe sexual deviation,  a bad thing then yes.

          • DeepCough

            Well, that’s quite interesting, at least, it would be if it had any real basis in fact–which it certainly does not.

          • http://speculativefictionweblog.wordpress.com/ Scathe

             And you know? You do not know.

          • http://speculativefictionweblog.wordpress.com/ Scathe

             Playboy leads to sex murders. Eventually. Even in the mind it’s still murder.

          • Andrew

            Your last sentence is interesting.  Can you elucidate?

          • ron-onymous

            Increased stimuli needed? Gradual and more severe sexual deviation? Whew, I don’t consider either of these things bad!

            As far as objectification of women is concerned: consider how you, as a man, would feel about being treated as a sex object by women. My guess is you’d feel pretty good about it.

    • http://speculativefictionweblog.wordpress.com/ Scathe

       You have no idea what you are talking about.

  • Azathoth

    I’d hit that.

  • Johnnyutah

    I can really relate to this. I remember when my family was destroyed because I was masturbating to old VHS porn in an ice house by a haunted graveyard. 

  • SatiricalFilmsAreAwesome

     Looks hilarious. I predict 5 star ratings across the board.

  • StillAtMyMoms

    Wow, if they believe porn is a big sin, then fuck, I’m Satan himself in that department…

  • Test

    the horror…the horror!

  • Thomastovey1964

    Maybe they should make a movie about all the horrors Conservative Christians have unleashed in our modern world. That’s a movie that would scare the shit out of anyone!!!   I literally laughed at this trailer. Tell this is just a joke, or are the CC’s that diluted..!!

    • http://twitter.com/D351 D351

       Red State. It’s epic.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    If the premise of this movie is sound, Ghost Hunters better never drop by my place…

  • Okarin

     once the social buildup is there it is either you like porn or you’re a christian

  • Calypso_1

    So if there is transgender porn in the box is the demon an incubus or succubus?

    • Liam_McGonagle

      Riffing off the general lack of true moral engagement with conservative types, I propose a gender neutral option:  The Romnibus.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kitface Kit Lynam

      by transgender porn i presume you mean trans women. so, succubus. because they’re women.

      • Jin The Ninja

        demons probably don’t adhere to binary gender. i don’t even know why we do.

        • Calypso_1

          They certainly don’t in futanari anime.

          • Jin The Ninja

            lol. now x’tians wouldn’t even know what to make of that.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N7ALIJGK2R55DAGQ2DIOHB4ZCU Richard

        A female demon, whatever the hell that is, is a succuba or incuba.  A male one is is succubus or incubus.  I know one who lives across the street from God, right next door to the Easter Bunny and two doors down from the Tooth Fairy…

        • Anti-Crowley

           Sleeping around with Neanderthal and Piltdown man.

        • http://speculativefictionweblog.wordpress.com/ Scathe

           Go ahead, Ricky. Make fun. You’ll see.

  • DeepCough

    Such idiocy. I mean, c’mon, Jesus isn’t watching you masturbate. The NSA on the other hand……

  • sirius fnord

    A Christian film about the dangers of porn and sex. Is this a self help film for your sexually abusive priests

  • Wscarcia

    Wait a second, how do they go from porn addiction to a ghost appearing in a graveyard? This makes no sense at all.

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  • Joshdwoj

    Makes me wanna watch creepy porn

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Christians: providing the world with some of the finest comedy goldmines for nearly 2000 years.

    Gotta admit…I lawled.

  • Jblanke

    Who has a box full of porn in 2012? Filled with what? VHS tapes?

    • Calypso_1

      betamax

  • http://speculativefictionweblog.wordpress.com/ Scathe

    You can say what you want. Become addicted to porn and then come back to us.