A Pastor Visits Hell (Video)

Screaming skeletons, roiling rivers of lava, dozens of demons digging into the flesh of the unrepentant dead. If you want real horror, skip the Stephen King and tune into your local televangelist. Stay tuned for passive-aggressive Jesus at the end.

15 Comments on "A Pastor Visits Hell (Video)"

  1. Lifobryan | May 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    The chattering skeleton in the coffin was awesome!!

    This film is even better:

    •  Yeah, the skeleton in an old coffin screaming for Jesus was what sold me on the kitsch-horror value of this piece of unintentional deathporn. I think I’m going to set that up as a centerpiece for my next Halloween party.

      • Lifobryan | May 16, 2012 at 10:43 am |

        Great idea! It would make an awesome buffet table, hopefully with blood-red wiggling jello moulds. Sanctimonious Christian Death Porn for dinner. (The “Thief in the Night” films have some good holy-horror-kitsch going on too ….)

  2. Why do people eat this crap up? Same reason people love horror movies.

    •  They feel a need for adventure. The pastor probably deserved Hell (of hys own desygn). Fear… such a wonderful tool for the zealots!

  3. Lol I love how it’s only believers who have these “experiences”.

  4. Her calm demeanor is a dead give-away.

    This lady doesn’t even believe in her own story.

  5. Hell is having to sit though one of her sermons. 

  6. TheDanishDude | May 15, 2012 at 3:35 am |

    Sounds  like she had been on some serious psycadelics.

  7. justagirl | May 15, 2012 at 9:48 am |

    well at least the speed demon drove his car into the firey gates rather than get served on a hot poker.

  8. Jesus sure has become inarticulate. The guy used to be a master of the aphorism. What happened?

  9. This is what happens when a fat lady farts… She gets intoxicated by her own excrement.

  10. sounds cool like an old metal video. if she wants hell she needs to leave her small insular community and see how her lifestyle she is accustomed too is creating hell for other people around the world.

  11. I wonder if people can really be so stupid as to believe….. oh wait…. this is America. Right. 

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