Egg-Shaped Globule Inside Meteorite Is ‘Final Proof Of Life On Mars’

globuleJust your daily dose of news on mysterious soft eggs allegedly found inside Mars meteors that crashed into Africa. I’d be afraid to hold it. The Sun writes:

Scientists claim this egg-shaped object is the final proof of life on Mars after finding it inside a meteorite from the Red Planet.

Professor Chandra Wickramasinghe [of Cardiff University] said the globule from the rock named Tissint is rich in carbon and oxygen and insisted they could only have been produced by living organisms. He added that they could not have been caused by contamination when they fell to Earth. PhD student Jamie Wallis, who was working with Dr Wickramasinghe, said: “All the indications are that structures such as we have found are evidence of life on Mars. “The spheres are probably remnants of polysaccharide shells surrounding algal type cells.”

The meteorite was named after the village where it came down in the Sahara desert in Morocco last July. It was probably blasted from Mars when it was hit by an asteroid millions of years ago.

11 Comments on "Egg-Shaped Globule Inside Meteorite Is ‘Final Proof Of Life On Mars’"

  1. Swamp gas.

    • Anarchy Pony | May 2, 2012 at 11:25 am |

      No, it’s the planet Venus.

    • Calypso_1 | May 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm |

      : ) Far more accurate than you might realize; polysaccharide mats play a major role in the formation of biogas forming microorganism colonies.

  2. That’s a really bad Photoshop job. 

  3. Bob LobLaw | May 2, 2012 at 5:14 am |

    why isn’t there an article on May-day’s global protests/clusterfucks up yet

  4. Blue Skin | May 2, 2012 at 12:28 pm |

    Satan put that there to mess with Jesus…millions of …no wait, thousands of years ago……

  5. life on another planet is only news breaking when it’s on the mainstream heart pumping ‘breaking news’ segment

  6. Johnnyutah | May 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    That’s a very tiny weather balloon…

  7. Awesome if true, however isn’t “The Sun” a tabloid?

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