Egg-Shaped Globule Inside Meteorite Is ‘Final Proof Of Life On Mars’

globuleJust your daily dose of news on mysterious soft eggs allegedly found inside Mars meteors that crashed into Africa. I’d be afraid to hold it. The Sun writes:

Scientists claim this egg-shaped object is the final proof of life on Mars after finding it inside a meteorite from the Red Planet.

Professor Chandra Wickramasinghe [of Cardiff University] said the globule from the rock named Tissint is rich in carbon and oxygen and insisted they could only have been produced by living organisms. He added that they could not have been caused by contamination when they fell to Earth. PhD student Jamie Wallis, who was working with Dr Wickramasinghe, said: “All the indications are that structures such as we have found are evidence of life on Mars. “The spheres are probably remnants of polysaccharide shells surrounding algal type cells.”

The meteorite was named after the village where it came down in the Sahara desert in Morocco last July. It was probably blasted from Mars when it was hit by an asteroid millions of years ago.

  • Redacted

    Swamp gas.

    • Anarchy Pony

      No, it’s the planet Venus.

    • Calypso_1

      : ) Far more accurate than you might realize; polysaccharide mats play a major role in the formation of biogas forming microorganism colonies.

  • Jimmy

    That’s a really bad Photoshop job. 

    • Zenc

      Yeah, you can tell by the pixels…

  • Bob LobLaw

    why isn’t there an article on May-day’s global protests/clusterfucks up yet

    • JP

       i believe this is a crowd-sourced site. post one! would love to see it.

  • Blue Skin

    Satan put that there to mess with Jesus…millions of …no wait, thousands of years ago……

  • Okarin

    life on another planet is only news breaking when it’s on the mainstream heart pumping ‘breaking news’ segment

  • Johnnyutah

    That’s a very tiny weather balloon…

  • guest

    Awesome if true, however isn’t “The Sun” a tabloid?