Florida Police Kill Naked Man as He Chews on Another Man’s Face

Illustration: Jrewald2000 (CC)

Illustration: Jrewald2000 (CC)

Via CBS Miami:

Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It appears that the officer shot one of the men, but it was difficult to tell in the video.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend…

Read More: CBS Miami

20 Comments on "Florida Police Kill Naked Man as He Chews on Another Man’s Face"

  1. have they released the footage yet?

    otherwise this will remain bullcrap for me

    oh, and i loooove disinfo 🙂 great site, great topics!

  2. smooth_operator | May 27, 2012 at 8:38 pm |


  3. shit happens when you’re on mescaline.


  5. Mr Willow | May 28, 2012 at 6:41 am |


    Jezus. . . 

  6. Don’t let the Conservatives find out about this, they will think it’s a Gay Zombie Agenda.

  7. Killingjoke36 | May 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm |

    Come on baby eat the rich! Take a bite out the son of a bitch!

  8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we are on the eve of the Zombie Apocalypse, lol. Dear lord, I do hope this doesn’t become a new “thing” for creeps. 

  9. Calypso_1 | May 29, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    PR stunt for stand your ground law. 

  10. Broken_Finger | May 30, 2012 at 7:19 am |

    Why are the Miami police referring to that bath salts shit as LSD?  

  11. I think it’s fake.  Promotional for something…new movie maybe  Cops would have been a little more excited…they just shuffled around and looked on.  If they actually saw someone eating someone’s face, they wouldn’t have just waited for him to “stop”, they use extreme force for far less things.  Plus the “surveillance” camera pans and zooms yet amazingly the bridge abutment blocks the scene…fake!

  12. Killingjoke36 | May 30, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    28 days later…. A cannibal holocaust! Bath salts, are they serious? I think it’s all the GMO foods we’re eating. Soylent Green anyone?

  13. Miley Cyrus | May 30, 2012 at 7:03 pm |

    I know what it was, he shot up legal bath salts…alot of it!

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