British Prime Minister Forgets His 8-Year-Old Daughter And Leaves Her In Pub

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The hapless David Cameron, Tory leader and Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has probably done more to harm his reputation with the Conservative Party’s middle class core voters than any scandal involving Rupert Murdoch or other corporate puppet masters. Haroon Siddique reports for the Guardian:

David Cameron left his eight-year-old daughter in the pub following a Sunday lunch, after a mix-up with his wife Samantha, Downing Street has admitted.

The couple’s daughter Nancy wandered off to the toilets while they were arranging lifts and they only realised she was not with them when they got home, the Sun said.

The prime minister rushed back to the Plough Inn in Cadsden, Buckinghamshire, where he found his daughter with staff. A Downing Street spokesman said: “The prime minister and Samantha were distraught when they realised Nancy wasn’t with them. Thankfully when they phoned the pub she was there safe and well. The prime minister went down straight away to get her.”

Downing Street said the incident happened “a couple of months ago”. The story could prove embarrassing for the prime minister, coming on the same day as the government relaunches its £450m troubled families programme…

[continues in the Guardian]


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  • leo

    oooh shocking, a sociopath forgets to pretend to care about anybody else but himself (again), including his own daughter. shocking.

  • SmokinTokinJokinBrit

    hahahahahahahaha he’s even a cunt to his own family

  • John V. Keogh

    Some say he wants to establish himself as forgetful, ahead of testifying to the Leveson inquiry.

  • Mr Willow

    Completely unrelated, but being familiar with euphemisms in The Witcher makes knowing a place called the Plough Inn exists hilarious. 

  • Apis

     Hey who gives a FUCK. 

    • Anon

      his daughter [probably did

  • Gregory Wyrdmaven

    And lo, Dandy Davy did question the girl, saying, “what the fuck,” as he saw her talking amongst the drunkards in the public house.  And verily the girl did answer, “should I *hic* not be about my father’s business?”

  • Threedinium

    I’m so fucking glad this article made it onto the internet.

  • BuzzCoastin

    obviously he needs Obama’s Secret Service detail
    they never leave a girl behind
    irrespective of age

  • Half Baked Potatoes

    How is this news, and the fact that he brought an 8 years old to a pub not?

    Half baked Potatoes