The USA Is The Top Exporter Of Sperm

USA! USA! So says CBS News:

But why? It’s largely due to America’s reputation as the gold standard in sperm, Time magazine senior editor Jeffrey Kluger said Thursday on CBS This Morning.

“As with any other good product, the two keys are quality control and versatility, variety of product. We have very, very strict (Food and Drug Administration) controls on who can donate and how heavily they have to be screened. We also have a multi-ethnic population, which means we’re very appealing to the world because people can come in from Japan, from Brazil, anywhere else and find a genetically, ethnically matching baby.”

There are now nearly 700 sperm banks in the U.S., according to the Food and Drug Administration. The fertility industry in the U.S. has grown from $979 million in 1988 to a projected $4.3 billion in 2013, according to Marketdata, an industry analysis and market studies publisher. Men are paid based on quality standards, such as their level of health, height and education. A man can make $500 per donation, and up to $60,000 annually, according to the Time magazine report…

Read More: CBS News

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  • GoodDoktorBad

    Juicy!

  • teachpeace

    Sperm,weapons,& ammo…I see a pattern here.  We’re all fu*ked

  • Anonymous

    I wouldnt want sperm from the US…

    Firstly all Americans are European mutts.Secondly, i dont want to take any chances of my kid to be a fatty by genetics.

    • Andrew

      > European mutts

      Read up on “hybrid vigor.”

      I can’t argue with your second point, though.

    • Johnnyutah

      You mean you don’t want one of these?

    • Marcel Marcel

      flagged reported for racism against President Obama and other bi-racial persons 

  • Emc_0002

    I just exported a few minutes ago

  • Anarchy Pony

    God Bless ‘Merica!

  • smooth_operator

    Exporting stupid to the rest of the world.

  • maideqi

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