Two-Thirds Of Americans Trust Obama Over Romney To Handle An Alien Invasion

Not long from now, this will be the most important political question in every election. Is the American public wary of Mitt Romney’s possible allegiances to deceased LDS’ers’ spirits hovering on exoplanets? Via PR Newswire:

According to a new extraterrestrial survey from National Geographic Channel, more than 80 million Americans are certain that UFOs exist. Many believe in tangible proof that aliens have landed on Earth and think that government officials are involved in covering up paranormal activities. Moreover, most citizens would not mind a minor alien invasion, because they expect these space-age visitors to be friendly.

In regards to national security, nearly two-thirds (65%) of Americans think Barack Obama would be better suited than fellow presidential candidate Mitt Romney to handle an alien invasion. In fact, more than two in three (68%) women say that Obama would be more adept at dealing with an alien invasion than Romney, vs. 61 percent of men. And more younger citizens, ages 18 to 64 years, than those aged 65+ (68% vs. 50%) think Romney would not be as well-suited as Obama to handle an alien invasion.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Relax, everyone.  They’re just stopping by to drop off his birth certificate, ‘kay?

    • DeepCough

      Since you bring up the birth certificate, I think it more likely that Obama is an agent from the M.I.B.

  • Nell

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    • davakins

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  • BuzzCoastin

    Two-Thirds Of Americans Trust Obama Over Romney To Handle An Alien Invasion

    *could it be that “they” believe that one illegal alien knows how to handle another
    *could it be that they know Romney is in league with the Kolobians
    * could it be that this is an asinine article

  • Redacted

    Democrats tend to win wars. Republicans tend to lose them.

    Add to the bias that Lincoln was Liberal, and you have a perfect record for Liberal Presidents.

  • Anarchy Pony

    lolwut? I suppose Romney would probably be quite happy to be a well fed alien lap dog.