Here’s a short primer on how to tank your national image in the eyes of the only people left who like you.
- Be bigoted and vocal about how it’s just good Christian values.
- Lose customers and valuable promotional partnerships because of it.
- Hire PR firm for damage control to create fake “Christian” teenagers on Facebook to lie and verbally abuse detractors.
- That should about do it.
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Laszlo Xalieri is a consulting analyst with specialties in science, feasibilty, and technology and an author of novels, short stories, and essays. He currently works and lives in Manhattan -- not too far from competing boutiques that sell live chickens. He is easily findable on most of the social networks and has most recently started up a new project at the Journal of American Hoodoo.
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