Cock-A-Doodle-DON’T: Chinese Man Alleges Penis Stolen by Thieves

From The Huffington Post:

A 41 year-old Chinese man alleges that his penis was cut off while he was sleeping – or at least, sleeping until that point.

Wei Lin of Niqiao Village told local law enforcement that a group of unknown individuals threw a sack over his head and chopped off his penis during the night. Lin claims that he didn’t feel a thing:

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”

The missing member has still not been recovered, and neither has Wei Lin.

Police suspect a group of jealous husbands did this to avenge Lin’s alleged dalliances with their wives…

[continues at Huffington Post]

 

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  • justagirl

    well that’s a shame.  must have been a pretty nice penis.  i wonder what they did with it.  (ew)

    • Calypso_1

      Underground extreme cooking show.

      • justagirl

        this special episode is titled “cooking for your filthy wife.”  brought to you by the BAMFs of WLNV.  lol

        • http://twitter.com/mattstaggs Matt Staggs

          Chop Suey.

  • http://twitter.com/jasonpaulhayes jasonpaulhayes

    His story doesn’t measure up.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    reminded me of this:
    “Detachable Penis”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

    • http://www.facebook.com/rthoneunomia.celine Threedinium

      You may laugh but that shit’s really going to happen one day. When we’re all in cyborg bodies we’ll be able to have interchangeable attachments… Tea with the PTA? think I’ll wear my vagina with the lace trim today. Off to a rave? maybe the penis with the UV smiley face on the end. Heading to the cemetary for a poetry session? maybe the batwing ballsack to go with the shaft with red flames and metal… er… headcap. Don’t forget extra large cave of venus’ editions for that awkward moment when you have too many shopping bags and not enough hands.

      • YesPlease

        I wants to go there…

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