Magic Mormon Underwear Secrets Exposed

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Valerie Tarico turns some Mormon undies inside out to shake out their secrets, for AlterNet:

To outsiders there is little more fascinating about the Mormon religion than the secret underwear that Mormon temple initiates are expected to wear day and night. As one former believer put it, “I’ve been an exmo since 1967. All that time, the underwear questions were the first ones I got from people who found out I had been Mormon. A friend brought it up again last week at lunch.”

Another former Mormon agrees: “When people first find out I’m exmo, their first question/comment almost ALWAYS is, ‘So what is the deal with the magic underwear?!’ Honest! People outside the morg are spending WAY too much time thinking about garmies!” (DC)

(“Garmies” is insider slang for the sacred undergarments prescribed by the religion’s founder, Joseph Smith.)

Some outside interest may be driven simply by curiosity: Mormons have sacred underwear! What do they look like? Or incredulity: Religious leaders can tell women to wear undershirts with special symbols all the time beneath their bras and people do it?! But that’s not the whole story.

The idea of sacred, secret underwear seems a little kinky, at least to some outsiders…

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4 Comments on "Magic Mormon Underwear Secrets Exposed"

  1. justagirl | Jul 10, 2012 at 3:08 pm |

    mormons are so entertaining to me.  furthermore, i always enjoy daydreaming about hot dudes, half cocked in some super soft boxers.  

  2. You may be surprised to learn that the “Fruit of the Loom” underwear brand is actually a pun on the Hail Mary (“…blessed be the fruit of thy womb”). 

  3. unusually unusual | Jul 10, 2012 at 6:43 pm |

    It’s like heretical lingerie, except its not at all sexy.

  4. no question the Morons are wacky
    are they any wackier than any other religion?
    i think not

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