Aleister Crowley Hello Kitty Figurine

When Etsy gives us something such as Hello Aleister Crowley Kitty, available for a mere $222, we must not question how or why it came into being, but just be thankful that it exists:

A polymer clay and acrylic sculpture of Hello Kitty as the “Wickedest Man in the World” in his Hermetic Horus pose with the Seal of Babalon on his chest.

This One-Of-A-Kind (OOAK) sculpture is part of the limited edition line of All-Seeing Cats. Each comes signed and cannot be found anywhere else, so be the first to give him a good home.

Aleister Kitty was hand-painted with high quality acrylics along with three coats of chip-resistant polyurethane varnish applied for protection and long lasting beauty.

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  • Ricky Jazzercise

    The fact that they fucked up calling it Aleister Meowley is kind of mind blowing. Fail.

    • JohnFrancisBittrich

      Crowley doesn’t rhyme with Meowly, despite what pop culture figures like Ozzy Osbourne and David Bowie would have you believe. It rhymes with holy. Or roly-poly. 

      • Purplecollective

        Quit bitching guys. It is only $222.

  • TennesseeCyberian

    Do what meow wilt shall be the whole of the paw.

  • Thom Vane

     Is Anti-Crowley still around?

    • DeepCough

      Some say, he only comes around when he perceives attacks against Christians and Christianity before they even begin.

  • Wanted

    ill take 3

  • Anon

    Babalon? Spell fail! 

    • coiled embrace

      Wrong. Bone up on your Enochian.

  • Earaches

    “This One-Of-A-Kind sculpture…”

    Followed by:

    “The original sculpture in the photos has been sold. Please allow up to two weeks for your sculpture to be handmade and shipped.”HaHaHaHa!!!