Be Heeled! Christian Minister Claims to Heal by Punching and Kicking People

Via The Huffington Post:

Florida preacher Todd Bentley may be barred from touring the UK based on his outrageous claims of healing the sick with punches and kicks:

The tattooed leader of Fresh Fire Ministries, based in Lakeland, Florida, plans on touring the UK this month, the Daily Mail reports. Several citizens, however, are begging officials to ban Bentley from the country, citing the preacher’s violent healing tactics as potentially harmful.

In one interview, Bentley claims that the “Holy Spirit” told him to kick an ill elderly woman in the face with his biker boot.

“Just as my boot made contact with her nose,” the 36-year old said, “she fell under the power of God.”

In another video segment, the preacher claims he cured a man of both cancer and a broken sternum by socking him in the chest.

Feel the holy spirit within you and click through to the The Huffington Post to read more.

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  • anon

    I thought that was called an “attitude adjustment”.

  • stargirl

    Real Spiritual people do not use acts of violence but use acts of love

    • Calypso_1

      It really depends on the nature of their spirit.

  • http://twitter.com/jasonpaulhayes jasonpaulhayes

    Excellent !

  • Anarchy Pony

    Dafuq?

  • DeepCough

    Is this “Christian stand-up comedy?”

  • BrianApocalypse

    I’d love it if this guy was actually an undercover culture jammer.

    • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

      unfortunately
      he’s your standard issue lying cocksucker preacher type
      think Sam Kinison before he went into legit entertainment
      or Marjoe as the Biker Priest

  • Calypso_1

    If I had to share a room with this abomination the Lord might tell me to heal him with a flame thrower.

  • Vittu

    Makes perfect sense. The essence of religiousness manifesting itself in physical realm.
    Not any more or less sick than any other religious activity. It’s all S&M.

  • xiaolan955

    tinyurl.com/cyk9xz2

  • rus Archer

    pure geniusmaking a living beating up christians

  • Bnal Alast

    Well there really IS a sucker born every minute!

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