British Home Pelted By Rain Of Tiny Yellow Plastic Balls

The BBC reports the latest in mysterious, slightly apocalyptic weather patterns:

A husband and wife have been left puzzled after hundreds of tiny yellow plastic balls rained in their garden.

Dylis Scott and her husband Tony were in their garage on Monica Road, Leicester, on Sunday when the balls fell from the sky during a storm. Mrs Scott said they started hitting the car and garage door and “shooting at me. I looked outside and all over the lawn were all these yellow balls. And it was absolutely pelting down”.

The Met Office said it was possible for weather systems to lift things such as dust and deposit them many miles away. In January it was reported that 3cm diameter blue balls came raining down during a hailstorm in Bournemouth, Dorset. Theories on what the balls could have been included crystals used in floral displays or ammunition for a toy gun.

14 Comments on "British Home Pelted By Rain Of Tiny Yellow Plastic Balls"

  1. Killingjoke36 | Aug 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm |

    Chem trail residue

  2. Killingjoke36 | Aug 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm |

    Chem trail residue.

  3. OMG OBVIOUSLY THE NEXT STAGE OF CHEMTRAIL DEPLOYMENTS. Time to duct-tape myself inside the apartment with my 3-month supply of hot pockets and weed. At least I’ll be safe and have plenty of time to practice my transcendental quantum tantric giggling and finish my book proving the relation between crop circles, the shadow government, un-dying nazi super soldiers and the legality of marijuana.

    • Calypso_1 | Aug 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm |

      Hot pockets are a primary gestational locus for several nanoneurocysticercotic mmw transmission vectors.

    •  0/10. not even a decent straw man

      • At very least can you resonate for the sentiment… how many have you lost Phillip K Dick style? I’m all against the war on drugs, and making fun of skeptics…. but with some of the outlandish claims… you need some pretty thick evidence. Yes we live in a police state… no shit. Yes habeus corpus is dead.. no shit. Yes Bradley Manning is in a kangaroo court. There are a lot of facts, but as far as culling the population via cloud seeding…. that’s going to screw up the pilot as soon as they land. If they wanted to cull the surplus population they’d just put anthrax in Banquet chicken, and other value foods, and said the chickens absorbed it from the soil. 

    • That is totally not the problem dooood…. they moved way past that man into fucking MKULTRA HYPER DRIVE!!!!…. they are like taking the weed the good stuff, …. and making fake weed that makes you like freak out… then the normal weed doesn’t work…so you like don’t want it anymore. Also the crop circles THEY ARE THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT…. like those are like the passageways they just have to like look at them!!!! AGHHHHHHH those balls they are a sign from the ELOHIM AGHHH 

      /end sarcasam….For all the people who believe like that… please visit a website called Committee for Skeptical Inquiry is to promote scientific inquiry. Because extraordinary claims deserve extraordinary evidence. Smoking ganja doesn’t make everyone a screwball… but the few that do… I see you trolled there, and I felt your pain for the friends who ended up like that… 

  4. Surrealias | Aug 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm |

    Alien eggs. Yeah, sure, the rain just ‘washed them away.’

  5. Reminds me of the movie Twister… the little storm pattern sensing devices. Are these items being investigated..?  Are they sensing devices..? 

  6. Joseph Blanchard | Aug 23, 2012 at 5:00 pm |

    simply markers for tracking storm deposits.

  7. The ghost of Charles Fort nods in approval. 

  8. “…and the Lamb opened the 6th seal, and 2/3 of the earth was pelted by balls.”

  9. Plastic Ball Catapults?

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