Rael Movement Fights for Women’s Rights to Go Topless

Picture: Eduardo Sciammarella (CC) Note: women are wearing nipple-like pasties

Xenu bless those Raelians…

Via the Riverfront Times: Free your breasts, and your mind will follow. Such is the mantra of GoTopless.org, an offshoot of a religious movement tied to UFOs that is bringing its fight for bare breasts to mid-Missouri later this month.

“When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,” explains Donna Newman, a Raelian priest and spokeswoman for GoTopless.org. “It’s something men will never understand. We want it written into the Constitution that women should be allowed to go shirt-free in public. We were human beings before we’re gendered.”

Read more at the Riverfront Times.

27 Comments on "Rael Movement Fights for Women’s Rights to Go Topless"

  1. Calypso_1 | Aug 15, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    “When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,”  “It’s something men will never understand.”

    In the interest of gender equality:

    When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in a man’s brain that is very powerfull.  It’s something women will never understand.”

    • “When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in
      a man’s brain that is very powerfull.  It’s something women will never
      understand.”

      They understand it enough to let their titties fly free, my brother, yes they do.

  2. Simiantongue | Aug 15, 2012 at 9:59 am |

    I would like to see more of this “equality” you speak of. 

  3. Note: women are wearing nipple-like pasties

    Note; people are morons & they make me ashamed to be human
    please god, this can’t really be my home planet can it?
    I musta been dropped here by one of those UFO thingies

  4. I’m OK with this.

  5. justagirl | Aug 15, 2012 at 11:14 am |

    nipple-like pasties?  might as well keep your shirts on.  that is retarded.

  6. Can’t we have these movements from sane people?

  7. BrianApocalypse | Aug 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm |

    The thought has crossed my mind to do a stint with the Raelians. I could easily feign enthusiasm for their nonsense for a year or so just for the uh… ‘side benefits’.

  8. Shit, now I’m going to have to buy some of those Jewish ultra-orthodox blurry eyeglasses to prevent the Viagra Effect.

  9. Their choice to use the font ‘Curls’ in the GoTopless.org site header entirely discredits the movement.

  10. Kbatlle79 | Aug 15, 2012 at 10:41 pm |

    I agree with Calypso_1.  There is nothing about woman power in this ridiculous idea.  You are giving in to the masoginistic society that you say you are trying to fight.  Silly!

  11.  I don’t see what’s so rude about tits. They’re not nearly as rude as penises. You’ll stick a tit in a baby’s mouth but not a penis.

  12. zhenghe253 | Aug 18, 2012 at 9:08 pm |

    tinyurl.com/cyk9xz2

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