Rael Movement Fights for Women’s Rights to Go Topless

Picture: Eduardo Sciammarella (CC) Note: women are wearing nipple-like pasties

Xenu bless those Raelians…

Via the Riverfront Times: Free your breasts, and your mind will follow. Such is the mantra of GoTopless.org, an offshoot of a religious movement tied to UFOs that is bringing its fight for bare breasts to mid-Missouri later this month.

“When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,” explains Donna Newman, a Raelian priest and spokeswoman for GoTopless.org. “It’s something men will never understand. We want it written into the Constitution that women should be allowed to go shirt-free in public. We were human beings before we’re gendered.”

Read more at the Riverfront Times.

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  • Calypso_1

    “When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,”  “It’s something men will never understand.”

    In the interest of gender equality:

    When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in a man’s brain that is very powerfull.  It’s something women will never understand.”

    • Nunzio X

      “When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in
      a man’s brain that is very powerfull.  It’s something women will never
      understand.”

      They understand it enough to let their titties fly free, my brother, yes they do.

      • chonus

        There should be advantageous frequent flyer awards for free flying titties.

  • Simiantongue

    I would like to see more of this “equality” you speak of. 

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Note: women are wearing nipple-like pasties

    Note; people are morons & they make me ashamed to be human
    please god, this can’t really be my home planet can it?
    I musta been dropped here by one of those UFO thingies

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      Oh sure its great for women to go topless, but they canNOT show their bare nipples! that is just unclean!!

    • Matt Staggs

      Solely mentioned 
      in the post
      for the amusement of
      our readers
      A prude?
      Not me.

      • justagirl

        oh you funny guy.  i totally fell for it.  :/

      • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

        not necessarily pointing a finger at you
        since all publishers are hounded by Puritan trolls
        but the American obsession with censorship is over the top
        I feel like I live in the whirled of the mentally challenged

      • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

        Hey Matt, I tried to submit a story but the submit form is fucked-up & the contact form is too. No wonder the stories here are degrading.
        try this one
        http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=do-plants-think-daniel-chamovitz

        • Matt Staggs

           Feel free to email me any time via matt@disinfo.com with submissions, or I can set you up with a contributor account.

  • Miracles

    I’m OK with this.

  • justagirl

    nipple-like pasties?  might as well keep your shirts on.  that is retarded.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Can’t we have these movements from sane people?

  • BrianApocalypse

    The thought has crossed my mind to do a stint with the Raelians. I could easily feign enthusiasm for their nonsense for a year or so just for the uh… ‘side benefits’.

    • Calypso_1

      Their swastika/star of david is quite fascinating. 

      • BrianApocalypse

         Yeah it’s a pretty cool design actually. Here it is featured in its natural environment:

        http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/30/52e23d7448154e55838a1c682d29debb/l.jpg

        • Calypso_1

          Oh God, they’re furries too.

          • Monkey See Monkey Do

            I’d say they are probably plushies.

          • Calypso_1

             trying    not    to    think     about    the      carrot.

          • BrianApocalypse

             Let’s just hope they’re not bronies too.

          • Calypso_1

            Hmmm.  A tiered system of disinhibition perhaps?  Culminating with mass alien love orgies?
             
            Google ‘alien love orgy’  – first return:  Raëlism. 

  • Nunzio X

    Shit, now I’m going to have to buy some of those Jewish ultra-orthodox blurry eyeglasses to prevent the Viagra Effect.

  • Coma

    Their choice to use the font ‘Curls’ in the GoTopless.org site header entirely discredits the movement.

  • Kbatlle79

    I agree with Calypso_1.  There is nothing about woman power in this ridiculous idea.  You are giving in to the masoginistic society that you say you are trying to fight.  Silly!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rthoneunomia.celine Threedinium

     I don’t see what’s so rude about tits. They’re not nearly as rude as penises. You’ll stick a tit in a baby’s mouth but not a penis.

  • zhenghe253

    tinyurl.com/cyk9xz2

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