• Zoidberg

    Wow, no comments?  Is this a reflection on Roseanne Barr or medical marijuana?

    • DeepCough

      Well, it’s just the last guy (*cough* RON PAUL *cough*) turned about to be a joke.

      • http://wearechangeatlanta.com/ Camron Wiltshire

        By any Memes necessary.   I’m not the strawman you’re looking for btw.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Roseanne gets my meaningless vote

    “On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards.
    The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

    “Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
    “I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
    “So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse,
    “why don’t people get rid of the lizards?”

    “It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford.
    “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government
    they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

    “You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
    “Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
    “But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
    “Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.
    Got any gin?”
          …
     ”Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them,” he said.
    “They’re completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone’s got to say it.”
    “But that’s terrible,” said Arthur.
    “Listen, bud,” said Ford,
    “if I had one Altairan dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say ‘That’s terrible’ I wouldn’t be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.”