The True Story Of Mitt Romney At Bain Capital

Via Rolling Stone, Matt Taibbi explains how what Bain does to the companies it takes over pretty much mirrors what Romney has in mind for America:

In Romney’s version of the tale, Bain Capital – which evolved into what is today known as a private equity firm – specialized in turning around moribund companies (Romney even wrote a book called Turnaround that complements his other nauseatingly self-complimentary book, No Apology) and helped create the Staples office-supply chain.

The reality is that toward the middle of his career at Bain, Romney made a fateful strategic decision: He moved away from creating companies like Staples through venture capital schemes, and toward a business model that involved borrowing huge sums of money to take over existing firms, then extracting value from them by force.

Here’s how Romney would go about “liberating” a company: A private equity firm like Bain typically seeks out floundering businesses with good cash flows. It then puts down a relatively small amount of its own money and runs to a big bank like Goldman Sachs or Citigroup for the rest of the financing. (Most leveraged buyouts are financed with 60 to 90 percent borrowed cash.) The takeover firm then uses that borrowed money to buy a controlling stake in the target company, either with or without its consent. When an LBO is done without the consent of the target, it’s called a hostile takeover; such thrilling acts of corporate piracy were made legend in the Eighties, most notably the 1988 attack by notorious corporate raiders Kohlberg Kravis Roberts against RJR Nabisco, a deal memorialized in the book Barbarians at the Gate.

Romney and Bain avoided the hostile approach, preferring to secure the cooperation of their takeover targets by buying off a company’s management with lucrative bonuses. Once management is on board, the rest is just math. So if the target company is worth $500 million, Bain might put down $20 million of its own cash, then borrow $350 million from an investment bank to take over a controlling stake.

But here’s the catch. When Bain borrows all of that money from the bank, it’s the target company that ends up on the hook for all of the debt.

Now your troubled firm – let’s say you make tricycles in Alabama – has been taken over by a bunch of slick Wall Street dudes who kicked in as little as five percent as a down payment. So in addition to whatever problems you had before, Tricycle Inc. now owes Goldman or Citigroup $350 million. With all that new debt service to pay, the company’s bottom line is suddenly untenable: You almost have to start firing people immediately just to get your costs down to a manageable level.

Fortunately, the geniuses at Bain who now run the place are there to help tell you whom to fire. And for the service it performs cutting your company’s costs to help you pay off the massive debt that it, Bain, saddled your company with in the first place, Bain naturally charges a management fee, typically millions of dollars a year. So Tricycle Inc. now has two gigantic new burdens it never had before Bain Capital stepped into the picture: tens of millions in annual debt service, and millions more in “management fees.” Since the initial acquisition of Tricycle Inc. was probably greased by promising the company’s upper management lucrative bonuses, all that pain inevitably comes out of just one place: the benefits and payroll of the hourly workforce.

Once all that debt is added, one of two things can happen. The company can fire workers and slash benefits to pay off all its new obligations to Goldman Sachs and Bain, leaving it ripe to be resold by Bain at a huge profit. Or it can go bankrupt – this happens after about seven percent of all private equity buyouts – leaving behind one or more shuttered factory towns. Either way, Bain wins. By power-sucking cash value from even the most rapidly dying firms, private equity raiders like Bain almost always get their cash out before a target goes belly up.

8 Comments on "The True Story Of Mitt Romney At Bain Capital"

  1. Anarchy Pony | Aug 31, 2012 at 1:07 pm |

    Profit motive, motivating all the wrong kinds of behavior.

    •  The reality is Mitt Romney made his hundreds of millions by ripping Tea Baggers. Prettying up companies creating an illusion about their worth and selling them at inflated prices to greedy Tea Baggers who think any company is a great investment when unionist have been removed from it en-masse.
      Those knuckle dragging cud chewing morons, with knee jerk B$ thinking, oh yeah, now that the unions thugs (it reality simply expensive labour with a well developed skill set producing quality work) have been removed from a company it is going to make 10 even 100 times more than it did before.
      Mitt Romney made his money by scamming Tea Baggers, and now those same Tea Baggers are trying to get him elected, isn’t that hilarious.

  2. Matt Staggs | Aug 31, 2012 at 1:58 pm |

    “Eh, nice tricycle factory. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it…”

    • Anarchy Pony | Aug 31, 2012 at 2:07 pm |

      But soon he’ll be like: “Nice Central American country. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it…” 
      But, you know, that’s an American tradition.

  3. Easier to destroy a company than build one, I take it. Right, Romney???

  4. Not even one example???

  5. marvin nubwaxer | Oct 10, 2012 at 12:43 am |

    let’s sell off alabama, louisiana, etc to pay down the national debt.

  6. marvin nubwaxer | Oct 10, 2012 at 12:43 am |

    let’s sell off alabama, louisiana, etc to pay down the national debt.

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