Make The Call: Even More Suspicious Terrorist Behaviors To Look Out For

Did you know that IEDs planted in urban areas is the greatest threat facing our country? The city of Houston and the Department of Homeland Security have once again teamed up to create a PSA video for the Run, Hide, Fight campaign to free Texas from the scourge of terrorism. Anyone who leaves a bag unattended, takes photos in public, wears an article of clothing that seems unseasonable, acts nervous, or does anything quirky should be reported. And if they haven’t engaged in any of these behaviors, but your “instincts” (i.e. your prejudices) tell you that they are suspicious, call the authorities:

Large, heavily populated urban centers all over the world have long been the favored targets of terrorists. If you see suspicious behavior, Make the Call.

22 Comments on "Make The Call: Even More Suspicious Terrorist Behaviors To Look Out For"

  1. “Officer, I saw a man with an absurdly large cowboy hat, transporting several shotguns on the back window of his pick-up truck. He made several derogatory remarks about the president, and government in general.” 

    • Anarchy Pony | Sep 3, 2012 at 12:29 pm |

      He then supposed that all non-whites were scheming to steal “amurkin” jerbs, and supplant capitalism with “marxist fascist socialist anarchism”. 

      • Jin The Ninja | Sep 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm |

        even a cursory glance at wikipedia, reveals that anarchism is based on direct democracy and voluntary association.

        so when people argue against anarchism, i guess they are arguing against the most intrinsically democratic of principles. or simply, democracy itself.

        which makes it all the more humorous that many of the right refuse to embrace fascism as an adjective for their leanings- when they shill most loudly for some form of it.

        • Anarchy Pony | Sep 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm |

          I’m just so constantly in awe of the cognitive dissonance, doublethink, and simple old fashioned ignorance that are so prevalent, It makes me so friggin’ despondent. 

          • TapMeYouFascists | Sep 4, 2012 at 9:27 am |

            At least such people never let us fall into the delusion that things will improve.

          • Jin The Ninja | Sep 4, 2012 at 11:17 am |

             i’ve come to realise that if collapse is indeed inevitable (for one reason or another), they’re be no kumbaya moment. it’ll be us over here, some fascists over there, and maybe a couple king-oligarchs over in europe.

          • Anarchy Pony | Sep 4, 2012 at 11:30 pm |

            I’d bet there’ll be several corporate fiefdoms out there, that we’ll have to smash as well. We’ll have to make like Makhno’s army.

  2. IrishPotatoGun | Sep 3, 2012 at 10:37 am |

     Hey officer, The US government is using hundreds of billions of dollars (more then most of world combined) to bomb brown people with robots for corporate profit.

  3. I smell fear in the air…With a slogan! What a wonderfully tacky video. Reminds me of all those non-smoking ads they showed in school. Thanks for the lesson, dad. 

  4. I see a man talking to a chair, and a an old man with a weird fish shaped hat in billowing robes in a car with a glass bubble, and last week I saw a large stadium filled with fat white people dressed in strange outfits acting even stranger, and then I saw…

  5. ME: Hey, officer: I see people dressed in expensive suits, wearing American flag lapel pins, who claim to actually want to be elected captain of the USS Titanic. They’re asking for my vote but I’m too smart for that, and told them to fuck off. I think it’s a conspiracy of some kind.

    COP: Did you get a good look at them?

    ME: Nah, I can’t really stand looking at them for too long. I start to get sick.

  6. You’re something like 8 times more likely to be killed by police in the U.S. than a terrorist. Where’s that public information advert?

  7. smooth_operator | Sep 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm |

    Terrorist at 1:46 is a fucking babe!

    • Uncle Mike | Sep 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm |

      I know right, she can terrorize me anytime! 

      On a serious note, if a terrorist looked like that and was actually doing what she’s trying to do, it wouldn’t work. She’s too attractive, every guy and husband with his wife’s back turned would check that girl out. She could never hide or try and pull off something shady. I would have my eyes locked onto her the whole time. And if she was wearing yoga pants, oh god, she ain’t hiding shit. 

      I hope women know that when they wear those pants it creates a 50 fold increase in the number of men checking out their asses. Remember that ladies. You all love to wear them on airplanes, but do you have any comprehension how many guys are checking out your asses as you walk through the airport? 

  8. I hate the way the US government is always trying to make Alex Jones look like he’s right. 

  9. About the most dangerous thing you can do in the US is call the police, once the police are involved the chances of someone getting shot just sky rocket.
    How long will it be before leaving a bag behind is a criminal offence, using a camera is a criminal offence, getting lost and asking for directions is a criminal offence, not looking like everyone else is a criminal offence, all of this when the only real life threatening offence is to call the police.

  10. Be sure to Make the Call

  11. God, this is so pathetic.

  12. Apathesis | Sep 4, 2012 at 7:15 am |

    Awkward and forgetful hipsters beware!  You’re next!

  13. This video is a treasure trove for terrorist training. Funny how it doesn’t acknowledge the bazillion calls citizens make everyday. Sucked.

  14. CosmicAmazing | Sep 5, 2012 at 11:39 am |

    Try watching it high. It’s much better… 

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