Police Hunting For Burger King Mascot Who Entered McDonald’s In Georgia

Will ‘inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance’ be a crime of the future? Georgia’s Rome News-Tribune reports:

Rome Police were called to the restaurant at 2215 Shorter Ave. at approximately 1 p.m. by a manager in reference to a suspicious person. When they arrived, the manager said that a man dressed as the mascot for Burger King entered the restaurant with bags of hamburgers and began handing them out to several customers.

He danced while inside the restaurant and stopped to take pictures with children. The report states that one child took a picture with him and ran away as he appeared to be scared. The subject then got into a white Acura. The manager saw him take off his mask and he appeared to be a middle age white male with dark hair.

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  • emperorreagan

    Isn’t “inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance” already a crime in the UK based on the Olympics?  I’m sure it’s a law coming to a city near you everywhere.     

  • emperorreagan

    Isn’t “inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance” already a crime in the UK based on the Olympics?  I’m sure it’s a law coming to a city near you everywhere.     

  • Matt Staggs

    They call him “Heisenburger”. He’s not in the cheeseburger business. He’s in the empire-building business.

  • Matt Staggs

    They call him “Heisenburger”. He’s not in the cheeseburger business. He’s in the empire-building business.

    • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

      the police report says they were uncertain
      as to whether it was a Heisenburger or not
      according to their calculation Dx  Dp  ³  h / 4 p
      they weren’t sure where he was
      or how fast he was going

    • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

      the police report says they were uncertain
      as to whether it was a Heisenburger or not
      according to their calculation Dx  Dp  ³  h / 4 p
      they weren’t sure where he was
      or how fast he was going

    • DisinfoBox

      I love Breakin’ Burgers

    • Nunzio X

       I’m not so certain about Heisenburger…

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Have things deteriorated in Der Homeland
    to the point where the Burger King can’t visit Mickey D’s without the cops involved?

    I heard on TMZ that Ronald McDonald & the Burger King
    were gay lovers and only pretended to be enemies.

    Don’t forget to drink Coke and head on down to the fast food joint of yer choice.
    God Blest America!

     

  • MoralDrift

    I salute this hero! even though mcdonalds is better than burger king…..

    Lightly harassing and pranking fast food establishments is fair; considering the amount of money they make on our grease addictions

  • chipper

    the burgers were laced with a volatile viagra-roofie combo inciting male rape-riots in the luxurious bathroom stalls. matrix agents were alerted and scopolamine spritzers were deployed. WAR$HIP THE MECHANI$M OF YOUR EN$LAVEMENT
    but seriously i love that creepy fuck

  • chipper

    the burgers were laced with a volatile viagra-roofie combo inciting male rape-riots in the luxurious bathroom stalls. matrix agents were alerted and scopolamine spritzers were deployed. WAR$HIP THE MECHANI$M OF YOUR EN$LAVEMENT
    but seriously i love that creepy fuck

  • C.Wright.Thru.U.

    Wendy’s would have been more accommodating to the ‘King’.

  • C.Wright.Thru.U.

    Wendy’s would have been more accommodating to the ‘King’.

  • marvin nubwaxer

    he could have been a child molester.  the burgers could have been poisoned  and disguising your  face and identity is inappropriate.

  • marvin nubwaxer

    he could have been a child molester.  the burgers could have been poisoned  and disguising your  face and identity is inappropriate.

  • Douche Lee

    fuckin free burgers man.