Police Hunting For Burger King Mascot Who Entered McDonald’s In Georgia

Will ‘inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance’ be a crime of the future? Georgia’s Rome News-Tribune reports:

Rome Police were called to the restaurant at 2215 Shorter Ave. at approximately 1 p.m. by a manager in reference to a suspicious person. When they arrived, the manager said that a man dressed as the mascot for Burger King entered the restaurant with bags of hamburgers and began handing them out to several customers.

He danced while inside the restaurant and stopped to take pictures with children. The report states that one child took a picture with him and ran away as he appeared to be scared. The subject then got into a white Acura. The manager saw him take off his mask and he appeared to be a middle age white male with dark hair.

17 Comments on "Police Hunting For Burger King Mascot Who Entered McDonald’s In Georgia"

  1. emperorreagan | Sep 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm |

    Isn’t “inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance” already a crime in the UK based on the Olympics?  I’m sure it’s a law coming to a city near you everywhere.     

  2. emperorreagan | Sep 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm |

    Isn’t “inciting corporate-branding cognitive dissonance” already a crime in the UK based on the Olympics?  I’m sure it’s a law coming to a city near you everywhere.     

  3. Matt Staggs | Sep 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    They call him “Heisenburger”. He’s not in the cheeseburger business. He’s in the empire-building business.

  4. Matt Staggs | Sep 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    They call him “Heisenburger”. He’s not in the cheeseburger business. He’s in the empire-building business.

    • the police report says they were uncertain
      as to whether it was a Heisenburger or not
      according to their calculation Dx  Dp  ³  h / 4 p
      they weren’t sure where he was
      or how fast he was going

    • the police report says they were uncertain
      as to whether it was a Heisenburger or not
      according to their calculation Dx  Dp  ³  h / 4 p
      they weren’t sure where he was
      or how fast he was going

    • DisinfoBox | Sep 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm |

      I love Breakin’ Burgers

    •  I’m not so certain about Heisenburger…

  5. Have things deteriorated in Der Homeland
    to the point where the Burger King can’t visit Mickey D’s without the cops involved?

    I heard on TMZ that Ronald McDonald & the Burger King
    were gay lovers and only pretended to be enemies.

    Don’t forget to drink Coke and head on down to the fast food joint of yer choice.
    God Blest America!

     

  6. MoralDrift | Sep 21, 2012 at 11:55 pm |

    I salute this hero! even though mcdonalds is better than burger king…..

    Lightly harassing and pranking fast food establishments is fair; considering the amount of money they make on our grease addictions

  7. the burgers were laced with a volatile viagra-roofie combo inciting male rape-riots in the luxurious bathroom stalls. matrix agents were alerted and scopolamine spritzers were deployed. WAR$HIP THE MECHANI$M OF YOUR EN$LAVEMENT
    but seriously i love that creepy fuck

  8. the burgers were laced with a volatile viagra-roofie combo inciting male rape-riots in the luxurious bathroom stalls. matrix agents were alerted and scopolamine spritzers were deployed. WAR$HIP THE MECHANI$M OF YOUR EN$LAVEMENT
    but seriously i love that creepy fuck

  9. C.Wright.Thru.U. | Sep 22, 2012 at 6:42 pm |

    Wendy’s would have been more accommodating to the ‘King’.

  10. C.Wright.Thru.U. | Sep 22, 2012 at 6:42 pm |

    Wendy’s would have been more accommodating to the ‘King’.

  11. marvin nubwaxer | Sep 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm |

    he could have been a child molester.  the burgers could have been poisoned  and disguising your  face and identity is inappropriate.

  12. marvin nubwaxer | Sep 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm |

    he could have been a child molester.  the burgers could have been poisoned  and disguising your  face and identity is inappropriate.

  13. Douche Lee | Sep 27, 2012 at 10:29 am |

    fuckin free burgers man.

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