All the signs are there: upbeat acoustic music accompanying images of attractive women who only pause from dancing and hiking through their lives to address the camera in a friendly “girlfriend to girlfriend” kind of way. If you weren’t paying attention, you’d think this was another commercial for birth control pills, Gardasil or those creepy eyelash plumping pills. You’d be wrong, though: This is Cloaxia, a new pill that combines the vagina, anus and urethra into a new, “convenient” cloaca, courtesy of the Upright Citizens Brigade.
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