El-P: “The Full Retard” (Official Video) – NSFW

By Camron Wiltshire on October 10, 2012 in News 22

[Man, that is one bad puppet - Editor]

El-P, hip-hop, Lessons, The Full Retard

Send Robert Greenwald To Pakistan

The Euro And Austerity As A Powder Keg In Europe

http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

Every evening at lighting up o’clock sharp
and until further notice in Feenichts Playhouse.
(Bar and conveniences always open, Diddlem Club douncestears.)
Entrancings: gads, a scrab; the quality, one large shilling.
Newly billed for each wickeday perfumance.
Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream’s hours,
expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token.
With nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry producer
and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benedict;on of the Holy Genesius Archimimus
and under the distinguished patronage of their Elderships
the Oldens from the four coroners of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs
http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

Every evening at lighting up o’clock sharp
and until further notice in Feenichts Playhouse.
(Bar and conveniences always open, Diddlem Club douncestears.)
Entrancings: gads, a scrab; the quality, one large shilling.
Newly billed for each wickeday perfumance.
Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream’s hours,
expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token.
With nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry producer
and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benedict;on of the Holy Genesius Archimimus
and under the distinguished patronage of their Elderships
the Oldens from the four coroners of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs
justagirl

that muskrat
got what he deserved
and that white man
is a total nut
never go full retard.
justagirl

that muskrat
got what he deserved
and that white man
is a total nut
never go full retard.
- Simon
  
  I had a dream somewhat like that video tonight but in the end I won a speed boat race…
- Simon
  
  I had a dream somewhat like that video tonight but in the end I won a speed boat race…
  - justagirl
    
    like a boss… nice
  - justagirl
    
    like a boss… nice
Liam_McGonagle

So Mitt was right about Big Bird after all.
Liam_McGonagle

So Mitt was right about Big Bird after all.
http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

Lyrics:
[Hook]
So you should pump this shit like they do in the future

[Verse 1]
Got a strain un-contained that could turn parade zombie
Walk with an army on me, stalked by the harm and armor posse
Prolly, got me, on a radar with a dot these
Watching, plotting minions of the lower God scene
Shit hawks abound, in the town of bullet dodging I’m a rocky
Run a hundred a mile before my coffee
Shitty little sick kid, the Gippers hitting for dolo now I’m rarified
Signal lit verified bossy
Fuck your droid noise, void boys ‘noid ploy
Oi oi, I’ll rugby kick the shit out your groin boy
Oi ve, the slayers of your harmony porn life
Throat fuck your lucky day the flight of a torn kite
Holy smokes, city blown to the bone the death server
Fit a Hertz with a burner, whip to the church of murder sermon
Just a Cassandra too drained to painfully word it further
Future of a gerbil up ass of masochist thats my word up

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Pump this shit
In your floating whip system
Pump this shit
In the bread line, the prison
Pump this shit
From the chip under your wrist skin

I am sam, I am known to go H.A.M., the full retard
Playing taps on a keytar, in the Benz or the Beamer
Either, etherlicious or rebel yelling the theme of
Son of forgotten freedom, rebel ariba riba
Metal and man have melted, settle in to the FEMA, dream a
Your polluted house speaker, leader
Yes indeed a, dawn of the dirt and doom draws nearer
Here’s a mirror mirror to peer, fear grows clearer
Steer a, path away from the panic of our era
Pyramided ocular, unlided insignia
Weirder here’s another burner born and big in ya
Sector, rectified and fly sound selector
I’m a, fucking ill, trill, kill at will etc
Brooklyn to the basic DNA math measurer
Better leave the lion alone do not pet him he’ll
Fuck start your burp hole, jet in burgundy pleather
Woah

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Where harmony and love reign
No longer do we live in a society bent on it’s own destruction
Children of every race, creed and religion frollick through fields
Of golden dandelions

Those who know lust trust the flow is disgust touch
Producto back rap rush, you’ll notice the lad crush
I’m potent, intact, a black hearted and lunged up
Tarded and touched plus designer of funk rust
Oh el is back on that shit, huh?
That Paincave Kid talk, at the end of the painbow, the permanant stain bop
Maligning my name will holy ark up your squad’s face
Viewers of the divine rage learn to worship the hard way
You get it? I don’t fade, just float where the poem slays
At home with a roach hazed, alone or with hoes great
I called but got a tone better boat out the borough post haste
http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

Lyrics:
[Hook]
So you should pump this shit like they do in the future

[Verse 1]
Got a strain un-contained that could turn parade zombie
Walk with an army on me, stalked by the harm and armor posse
Prolly, got me, on a radar with a dot these
Watching, plotting minions of the lower God scene
Shit hawks abound, in the town of bullet dodging I’m a rocky
Run a hundred a mile before my coffee
Shitty little sick kid, the Gippers hitting for dolo now I’m rarified
Signal lit verified bossy
Fuck your droid noise, void boys ‘noid ploy
Oi oi, I’ll rugby kick the shit out your groin boy
Oi ve, the slayers of your harmony porn life
Throat fuck your lucky day the flight of a torn kite
Holy smokes, city blown to the bone the death server
Fit a Hertz with a burner, whip to the church of murder sermon
Just a Cassandra too drained to painfully word it further
Future of a gerbil up ass of masochist thats my word up

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Pump this shit
In your floating whip system
Pump this shit
In the bread line, the prison
Pump this shit
From the chip under your wrist skin

I am sam, I am known to go H.A.M., the full retard
Playing taps on a keytar, in the Benz or the Beamer
Either, etherlicious or rebel yelling the theme of
Son of forgotten freedom, rebel ariba riba
Metal and man have melted, settle in to the FEMA, dream a
Your polluted house speaker, leader
Yes indeed a, dawn of the dirt and doom draws nearer
Here’s a mirror mirror to peer, fear grows clearer
Steer a, path away from the panic of our era
Pyramided ocular, unlided insignia
Weirder here’s another burner born and big in ya
Sector, rectified and fly sound selector
I’m a, fucking ill, trill, kill at will etc
Brooklyn to the basic DNA math measurer
Better leave the lion alone do not pet him he’ll
Fuck start your burp hole, jet in burgundy pleather
Woah

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Where harmony and love reign
No longer do we live in a society bent on it’s own destruction
Children of every race, creed and religion frollick through fields
Of golden dandelions

Those who know lust trust the flow is disgust touch
Producto back rap rush, you’ll notice the lad crush
I’m potent, intact, a black hearted and lunged up
Tarded and touched plus designer of funk rust
Oh el is back on that shit, huh?
That Paincave Kid talk, at the end of the painbow, the permanant stain bop
Maligning my name will holy ark up your squad’s face
Viewers of the divine rage learn to worship the hard way
You get it? I don’t fade, just float where the poem slays
At home with a roach hazed, alone or with hoes great
I called but got a tone better boat out the borough post haste
http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

That would have been funny if my Uncle hadn’t died with a needle in his arm.

Just kidding, it was still funny.
http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

That would have been funny if my Uncle hadn’t died with a needle in his arm.

Just kidding, it was still funny.
- Liam_McGonagle
  
  Was the joke part because that didn’t happen to your uncle or because it did and you just didn’t care?
  
  Just kidding. Doing lots of experimentation with humor theory these days. They say that all the best jokes contain 3 elements:
  
  1. Paradox
  2. Surprise Resolution
  3. Sense of Superiority
  
  I think the edges of each category get pretty blurry when you’re desiging a specific implementation strategy, so I’m trying to test the limits of my mis-understanding.
- Liam_McGonagle
  
  Was the joke part because that didn’t happen to your uncle or because it did and you just didn’t care?
  
  Just kidding. Doing lots of experimentation with humor theory these days. They say that all the best jokes contain 3 elements:
  
  1. Paradox
  2. Surprise Resolution
  3. Sense of Superiority
  
  I think the edges of each category get pretty blurry when you’re desiging a specific implementation strategy, so I’m trying to test the limits of my mis-understanding.
  - http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc
    
    Yeah, the joke part was because he really did die shooting Oxys.
    
    That was only the final time he died though. He’d died several times previous to that and was (more or less) revived each time.
    
    The first time he died, it was because he turned up a bottle of Jim Beam whiskey and drank it straight. He was “dead” for the ambulance ride, but they revived him at the hospital after a few minutes of “clinical death”.
    
    He reported the whole typical NDE thing, including a reunion with his beloved and late older brother (whose “lucky” knife I still have).
    
    After the NDE, my uncle “Johnny” could hardly be bothered to stay alive.
    
    The second death was related to a drunken driving car crash. That’s when I started joking that he’d died and come back more than Jesus.
    
    More incidents followed.
    
    Then I had to start picking Hindu deities and my family stopped understanding the joke…
    
    On the nature of “humor” in general, my experience and research indicate that humor is always predicated on someone’s “pain”.
    
    In that regard we are born into a world perfectly suited for laughter.
  - http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc
    
    Yeah, the joke part was because he really did die shooting Oxys.
    
    That was only the final time he died though. He’d died several times previous to that and was (more or less) revived each time.
    
    The first time he died, it was because he turned up a bottle of Jim Beam whiskey and drank it straight. He was “dead” for the ambulance ride, but they revived him at the hospital after a few minutes of “clinical death”.
    
    He reported the whole typical NDE thing, including a reunion with his beloved and late older brother (whose “lucky” knife I still have).
    
    After the NDE, my uncle “Johnny” could hardly be bothered to stay alive.
    
    The second death was related to a drunken driving car crash. That’s when I started joking that he’d died and come back more than Jesus.
    
    More incidents followed.
    
    Then I had to start picking Hindu deities and my family stopped understanding the joke…
    
    On the nature of “humor” in general, my experience and research indicate that humor is always predicated on someone’s “pain”.
    
    In that regard we are born into a world perfectly suited for laughter.
    - Liam_McGonagle
      
      I’ve often wondered about that Schadenfreude theory of humor. It’s consistent with one interpretation of the Superiority element.
      
      But my personal gut tells me that’s only one possible interpretation. True, biologically speaking, one less competitor improves your relative position in chow line–but to take it in combination with the Paradox and Surprise Resolution elements is to allow for the possibility of transcendence.
      
      You heard the old Spike Milligan joke about the hunters, right?
    - Liam_McGonagle
      
      I’ve often wondered about that Schadenfreude theory of humor. It’s consistent with one interpretation of the Superiority element.
      
      But my personal gut tells me that’s only one possible interpretation. True, biologically speaking, one less competitor improves your relative position in chow line–but to take it in combination with the Paradox and Surprise Resolution elements is to allow for the possibility of transcendence.
      
      You heard the old Spike Milligan joke about the hunters, right?
JaceD

Well, that was a load of bullshit.
JaceD

Well, that was a load of bullshit.