• http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Every evening at lighting up o’clock sharp
    and until further notice in Feenichts Playhouse.
    (Bar and conveniences always open, Diddlem Club douncestears.)
    Entrancings: gads, a scrab; the quality, one large shilling.
    Newly billed for each wickeday perfumance.
    Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream’s hours,
    expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token.
    With nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry producer
    and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benedict;on of the Holy Genesius Archimimus
    and under the distinguished patronage of their Elderships
    the Oldens from the four coroners of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Every evening at lighting up o’clock sharp
    and until further notice in Feenichts Playhouse.
    (Bar and conveniences always open, Diddlem Club douncestears.)
    Entrancings: gads, a scrab; the quality, one large shilling.
    Newly billed for each wickeday perfumance.
    Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream’s hours,
    expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token.
    With nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry producer
    and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benedict;on of the Holy Genesius Archimimus
    and under the distinguished patronage of their Elderships
    the Oldens from the four coroners of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs

  • justagirl

    that muskrat
    got what he deserved
    and that white man
    is a total nut
    never go full retard.

  • justagirl

    that muskrat
    got what he deserved
    and that white man
    is a total nut
    never go full retard.

    • Simon

      I had a dream somewhat like that video tonight but in the end I won a speed boat race… 

    • Simon

      I had a dream somewhat like that video tonight but in the end I won a speed boat race… 

      • justagirl

        like a boss… nice

      • justagirl

        like a boss… nice

  • Liam_McGonagle

    So Mitt was right about Big Bird after all.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    So Mitt was right about Big Bird after all.

  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

    Lyrics:
    [Hook]
    So you should pump this shit like they do in the future

    [Verse 1]
    Got a strain un-contained that could turn parade zombie
    Walk with an army on me, stalked by the harm and armor posse
    Prolly, got me, on a radar with a dot these
    Watching, plotting minions of the lower God scene
    Shit hawks abound, in the town of bullet dodging I’m a rocky
    Run a hundred a mile before my coffee
    Shitty little sick kid, the Gippers hitting for dolo now I’m rarified
    Signal lit verified bossy
    Fuck your droid noise, void boys ‘noid ploy
    Oi oi, I’ll rugby kick the shit out your groin boy
    Oi ve, the slayers of your harmony porn life
    Throat fuck your lucky day the flight of a torn kite
    Holy smokes, city blown to the bone the death server
    Fit a Hertz with a burner, whip to the church of murder sermon
    Just a Cassandra too drained to painfully word it further
    Future of a gerbil up ass of masochist thats my word up

    [Hook]

    [Verse 2]
    Pump this shit
    In your floating whip system
    Pump this shit
    In the bread line, the prison
    Pump this shit
    From the chip under your wrist skin

    I am sam, I am known to go H.A.M., the full retard
    Playing taps on a keytar, in the Benz or the Beamer
    Either, etherlicious or rebel yelling the theme of
    Son of forgotten freedom, rebel ariba riba
    Metal and man have melted, settle in to the FEMA, dream a
    Your polluted house speaker, leader
    Yes indeed a, dawn of the dirt and doom draws nearer
    Here’s a mirror mirror to peer, fear grows clearer
    Steer a, path away from the panic of our era
    Pyramided ocular, unlided insignia
    Weirder here’s another burner born and big in ya
    Sector, rectified and fly sound selector
    I’m a, fucking ill, trill, kill at will etc
    Brooklyn to the basic DNA math measurer
    Better leave the lion alone do not pet him he’ll
    Fuck start your burp hole, jet in burgundy pleather
    Woah

    [Hook]

    [Verse 3]
    Where harmony and love reign
    No longer do we live in a society bent on it’s own destruction
    Children of every race, creed and religion frollick through fields
    Of golden dandelions

    Those who know lust trust the flow is disgust touch
    Producto back rap rush, you’ll notice the lad crush
    I’m potent, intact, a black hearted and lunged up
    Tarded and touched plus designer of funk rust
    Oh el is back on that shit, huh?
    That Paincave Kid talk, at the end of the painbow, the permanant stain bop
    Maligning my name will holy ark up your squad’s face
    Viewers of the divine rage learn to worship the hard way
    You get it? I don’t fade, just float where the poem slays
    At home with a roach hazed, alone or with hoes great
    I called but got a tone better boat out the borough post haste

  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

    Lyrics:
    [Hook]
    So you should pump this shit like they do in the future

    [Verse 1]
    Got a strain un-contained that could turn parade zombie
    Walk with an army on me, stalked by the harm and armor posse
    Prolly, got me, on a radar with a dot these
    Watching, plotting minions of the lower God scene
    Shit hawks abound, in the town of bullet dodging I’m a rocky
    Run a hundred a mile before my coffee
    Shitty little sick kid, the Gippers hitting for dolo now I’m rarified
    Signal lit verified bossy
    Fuck your droid noise, void boys ‘noid ploy
    Oi oi, I’ll rugby kick the shit out your groin boy
    Oi ve, the slayers of your harmony porn life
    Throat fuck your lucky day the flight of a torn kite
    Holy smokes, city blown to the bone the death server
    Fit a Hertz with a burner, whip to the church of murder sermon
    Just a Cassandra too drained to painfully word it further
    Future of a gerbil up ass of masochist thats my word up

    [Hook]

    [Verse 2]
    Pump this shit
    In your floating whip system
    Pump this shit
    In the bread line, the prison
    Pump this shit
    From the chip under your wrist skin

    I am sam, I am known to go H.A.M., the full retard
    Playing taps on a keytar, in the Benz or the Beamer
    Either, etherlicious or rebel yelling the theme of
    Son of forgotten freedom, rebel ariba riba
    Metal and man have melted, settle in to the FEMA, dream a
    Your polluted house speaker, leader
    Yes indeed a, dawn of the dirt and doom draws nearer
    Here’s a mirror mirror to peer, fear grows clearer
    Steer a, path away from the panic of our era
    Pyramided ocular, unlided insignia
    Weirder here’s another burner born and big in ya
    Sector, rectified and fly sound selector
    I’m a, fucking ill, trill, kill at will etc
    Brooklyn to the basic DNA math measurer
    Better leave the lion alone do not pet him he’ll
    Fuck start your burp hole, jet in burgundy pleather
    Woah

    [Hook]

    [Verse 3]
    Where harmony and love reign
    No longer do we live in a society bent on it’s own destruction
    Children of every race, creed and religion frollick through fields
    Of golden dandelions

    Those who know lust trust the flow is disgust touch
    Producto back rap rush, you’ll notice the lad crush
    I’m potent, intact, a black hearted and lunged up
    Tarded and touched plus designer of funk rust
    Oh el is back on that shit, huh?
    That Paincave Kid talk, at the end of the painbow, the permanant stain bop
    Maligning my name will holy ark up your squad’s face
    Viewers of the divine rage learn to worship the hard way
    You get it? I don’t fade, just float where the poem slays
    At home with a roach hazed, alone or with hoes great
    I called but got a tone better boat out the borough post haste

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    That would have been funny if my Uncle hadn’t died with a needle in his arm.

    Just kidding, it was still funny.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    That would have been funny if my Uncle hadn’t died with a needle in his arm.

    Just kidding, it was still funny.

    • Liam_McGonagle

      Was the joke part because that didn’t happen to your uncle or because it did and you just didn’t care?

      Just kidding.  Doing lots of experimentation with humor theory these days.  They say that all the best jokes contain 3 elements:

      1.  Paradox
      2.  Surprise Resolution
      3.  Sense of Superiority

      I think the edges of each category get pretty blurry when you’re desiging a specific implementation strategy, so I’m trying to test the limits of my mis-understanding.

    • Liam_McGonagle

      Was the joke part because that didn’t happen to your uncle or because it did and you just didn’t care?

      Just kidding.  Doing lots of experimentation with humor theory these days.  They say that all the best jokes contain 3 elements:

      1.  Paradox
      2.  Surprise Resolution
      3.  Sense of Superiority

      I think the edges of each category get pretty blurry when you’re desiging a specific implementation strategy, so I’m trying to test the limits of my mis-understanding.

      • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

        Yeah, the joke part was because he really did die shooting Oxys.

        That was only the final time he died though. He’d died several times previous to that and was (more or less) revived each time.

        The first time he died, it was because he turned up a bottle of Jim Beam whiskey and drank it straight.  He was “dead” for the ambulance ride, but they revived him at the hospital after a few minutes of “clinical death”.

        He reported the whole typical NDE thing, including a reunion with his beloved and late older brother (whose “lucky” knife I still have).

        After the NDE, my uncle “Johnny” could hardly be bothered to stay alive.

        The second death was related to a drunken driving car crash. That’s when I started joking that he’d died and come back more than Jesus.

        More incidents followed.

        Then I had to start picking Hindu deities and my family stopped understanding the joke…

        On the nature of “humor” in general, my experience and research indicate that humor is always predicated on someone’s “pain”. 

        In that regard we are born into a world perfectly suited for laughter.

      • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

        Yeah, the joke part was because he really did die shooting Oxys.

        That was only the final time he died though. He’d died several times previous to that and was (more or less) revived each time.

        The first time he died, it was because he turned up a bottle of Jim Beam whiskey and drank it straight.  He was “dead” for the ambulance ride, but they revived him at the hospital after a few minutes of “clinical death”.

        He reported the whole typical NDE thing, including a reunion with his beloved and late older brother (whose “lucky” knife I still have).

        After the NDE, my uncle “Johnny” could hardly be bothered to stay alive.

        The second death was related to a drunken driving car crash. That’s when I started joking that he’d died and come back more than Jesus.

        More incidents followed.

        Then I had to start picking Hindu deities and my family stopped understanding the joke…

        On the nature of “humor” in general, my experience and research indicate that humor is always predicated on someone’s “pain”. 

        In that regard we are born into a world perfectly suited for laughter.

        • Liam_McGonagle

          I’ve often wondered about that Schadenfreude theory of humor.  It’s consistent with one interpretation of the Superiority element.

          But my personal gut tells me that’s only one possible interpretation.  True, biologically speaking, one less competitor improves your relative position in chow line–but to take it in combination with the Paradox and Surprise Resolution elements is to allow for the possibility of transcendence.

          You heard the old Spike Milligan joke about the hunters, right?

        • Liam_McGonagle

          I’ve often wondered about that Schadenfreude theory of humor.  It’s consistent with one interpretation of the Superiority element.

          But my personal gut tells me that’s only one possible interpretation.  True, biologically speaking, one less competitor improves your relative position in chow line–but to take it in combination with the Paradox and Surprise Resolution elements is to allow for the possibility of transcendence.

          You heard the old Spike Milligan joke about the hunters, right?

  • JaceD

    Well, that was a load of bullshit.

  • JaceD

    Well, that was a load of bullshit.