Familiar Faces On NYC Wanted Posters

Crime-stoppers fliers, spotted this morning adorning New York city lampposts:

THE SUSPECTS ARE WANTED ACCORDINGLY FOR THE CRIMES OF UNCONSTITUTIONALLY MURDERING A U.S. CITIZEN WITHOUT DUE PROCESS THAT OCCURRED IN AL-JAWF PROVINCE, YEMEN ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 AND CONSPIRACY TO FURTHER CHALLENGE AND REVOKE AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONAL LIBERTIES USING PREDATOR DRONES AGAINST INNOCENT POPULATIONS BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.

ANYONE WITH INFORMATION REGARDING THE ABOVE SUSPECTS PLEASE NOTIFY LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT IMMEDIATELY.

23 Comments on "Familiar Faces On NYC Wanted Posters"

  1. where’s the original for printing? my photoshop skills are bubkuss.
    I’d love to hear the person calling this into the local PD.   They’d probably dispatch on it, but for the wrong reasons.

  2. where’s the original for printing? my photoshop skills are bubkuss.
    I’d love to hear the person calling this into the local PD.   They’d probably dispatch on it, but for the wrong reasons.

  3. This is awesome.

    Can they put a “Dead or Alive” notice on the next batch?

  4. This is awesome.

    Can they put a “Dead or Alive” notice on the next batch?

  5. zzzzzzz hipsters zzzz

  6. zzzzzzz hipsters zzzz

    • ad hominem | Oct 12, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

      mind explaining any relevance your comment has or is it just way too obscure for anyone else to understand?

    • ad hominem | Oct 12, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

      mind explaining any relevance your comment has or is it just way too obscure for anyone else to understand?

  7. lifobryan | Oct 12, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

    How about this one:

  8. lifobryan | Oct 12, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

    How about this one:

  9. there isn’t enough paper, ink and poles
    to hold all the posters for all the government backed criminals

  10. there isn’t enough paper, ink and poles
    to hold all the posters for all the government backed criminals

  11. "Big" Richard Johnson | Oct 12, 2012 at 10:12 pm |

    I have it on good authority that the black guy lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

  12. "Big" Richard Johnson | Oct 12, 2012 at 10:12 pm |

    I have it on good authority that the black guy lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

  13. Holy shit!!! That black guy looks like Obama! Obama needs to find him and drone strike his ass! The other guy kinda looks like Emilio Estevaz. Better dronify him too just in case.

  14. Holy shit!!! That black guy looks like Obama! Obama needs to find him and drone strike his ass! The other guy kinda looks like Emilio Estevaz. Better dronify him too just in case.

  15. DeepCough | Oct 12, 2012 at 11:21 pm |

    Why hasn’t the white guy been charged with money laundering and tax evasion yet?

  16. How about this?

    WANTED : A THIRD POLITICAL PARTY!

    ALIVE.

  17. How about this?

    WANTED : A THIRD POLITICAL PARTY!

    ALIVE.

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