Familiar Faces On NYC Wanted Posters

Crime-stoppers fliers, spotted this morning adorning New York city lampposts:

THE SUSPECTS ARE WANTED ACCORDINGLY FOR THE CRIMES OF UNCONSTITUTIONALLY MURDERING A U.S. CITIZEN WITHOUT DUE PROCESS THAT OCCURRED IN AL-JAWF PROVINCE, YEMEN ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 AND CONSPIRACY TO FURTHER CHALLENGE AND REVOKE AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONAL LIBERTIES USING PREDATOR DRONES AGAINST INNOCENT POPULATIONS BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.

ANYONE WITH INFORMATION REGARDING THE ABOVE SUSPECTS PLEASE NOTIFY LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT IMMEDIATELY.

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  • Golchab

    where’s the original for printing? my photoshop skills are bubkuss.
    I’d love to hear the person calling this into the local PD.   They’d probably dispatch on it, but for the wrong reasons.

  • Golchab

    where’s the original for printing? my photoshop skills are bubkuss.
    I’d love to hear the person calling this into the local PD.   They’d probably dispatch on it, but for the wrong reasons.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    This is awesome.

    Can they put a “Dead or Alive” notice on the next batch?

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    This is awesome.

    Can they put a “Dead or Alive” notice on the next batch?

    • IrishPotatoGun

      But scratch out the dead part, I want them going crazy in solitary confinement.  Death is too good for them.

    • IrishPotatoGun

      But scratch out the dead part, I want them going crazy in solitary confinement.  Death is too good for them.

    • Heath

      Dead or alive for the parrot only?

    • Heath

      Dead or alive for the parrot only?

  • Miracles

    zzzzzzz hipsters zzzz

  • Miracles

    zzzzzzz hipsters zzzz

    • ad hominem

      mind explaining any relevance your comment has or is it just way too obscure for anyone else to understand?

    • ad hominem

      mind explaining any relevance your comment has or is it just way too obscure for anyone else to understand?

  • lifobryan

    How about this one:

  • lifobryan

    How about this one:

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    there isn’t enough paper, ink and poles
    to hold all the posters for all the government backed criminals

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    there isn’t enough paper, ink and poles
    to hold all the posters for all the government backed criminals

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    I have it on good authority that the black guy lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    I have it on good authority that the black guy lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

  • Chuck

    Holy shit!!! That black guy looks like Obama! Obama needs to find him and drone strike his ass! The other guy kinda looks like Emilio Estevaz. Better dronify him too just in case.

  • Chuck

    Holy shit!!! That black guy looks like Obama! Obama needs to find him and drone strike his ass! The other guy kinda looks like Emilio Estevaz. Better dronify him too just in case.

  • DeepCough

    Why hasn’t the white guy been charged with money laundering and tax evasion yet?

  • http://www.zoboprepublic.wordpress.com/ zobop republic

    How about this?

    WANTED : A THIRD POLITICAL PARTY!

    ALIVE.

  • http://www.zoboprepublic.wordpress.com/ zobop republic

    How about this?

    WANTED : A THIRD POLITICAL PARTY!

    ALIVE.

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