Naked Caveman Discovered Living In Texas Canyon

Can’t a man adopt the uncluttered lifestyle of the ancients without being persecuted? Yahoo! News writes:

A half-naked man living in a cave in a canyon outside El Paso, Texas, scared a group of hikers on Sunday when they say he jumped out of the cave and chased them away. One of the hikers returned to the cave and spoke with the man, capturing footage on his cellphone.

Residents of an apartment complex at the foot of McKelligon Canyon say the man has been living in the cave for about three years. “Normally, he’s like wandering around,” [said] one resident.

The cave dweller defended his right to live in the cave: “What is my crime? I’m sin-free in every city. I’m baptized and saved. [My detractors] need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more.”

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  • Nunzio X

    He’s just getting a head start on the rest of us.

    Give it enough time, and we’ll all be living in caves again.

  • Nunzio X

    He’s just getting a head start on the rest of us.

    Give it enough time, and we’ll all be living in caves again.

    • Nephilim1012

      Agreed

    • TrySmiling

      “Give it enough time, and we’ll all be living in caves again” Is it possible? Yes. Inevitable? No. Likely? That is still up for debate…  

    • TrySmiling

      “Give it enough time, and we’ll all be living in caves again” Is it possible? Yes. Inevitable? No. Likely? That is still up for debate…  

  • Ted Heistman

    Cool cave

  • Jiz

    Me wonders if he reached the rank of Captain?!?

  • Jiz

    Me wonders if he reached the rank of Captain?!?

  • Taan Maat

    Sealed to Earth.

  • Taan Maat

    Sealed to Earth.

  • Wanooski

    Oh look at that, a man that doesn’t think freedom is having money to pay for however much pointless shit that advertisments tell us we want. WHAT A FREAK!

  • Wanooski

    Oh look at that, a man that doesn’t think freedom is having money to pay for however much pointless shit that advertisments tell us we want. WHAT A FREAK!

    • yay

       i dont know about you, but I prefer shitting in a toilet

    • yay

       i dont know about you, but I prefer shitting in a toilet

      • Anti-Citizen1

        No one gives a shit what a spineless tool like you prefers. 

      • Anti-Citizen1

        No one gives a shit what a spineless tool like you prefers. 

      • Andrew

        False dilemma.

      • Andrew

        False dilemma.

      • Anomaly_of_Anomie

        Personally, I would prefer my waste to add nutrients to the earth rather than poison our drinking supply. Now there’s an explanation for the neighbors whilst crapping out on the lawn!

      • Anomaly_of_Anomie

        Personally, I would prefer my waste to add nutrients to the earth rather than poison our drinking supply. Now there’s an explanation for the neighbors whilst crapping out on the lawn!

  • Anomaly_of_Anomie

    Three years solitary, sitting on a plastic chair… because society makes him feel worse.

  • Anomaly_of_Anomie

    Three years solitary, sitting on a plastic chair… because society makes him feel worse.

  • Joe

    They didn’t let him finish what he was saying, “Have a nice day!” No he came out to spread his message, and they cut that out I am sure of it.

  • Joe

    They didn’t let him finish what he was saying, “Have a nice day!” No he came out to spread his message, and they cut that out I am sure of it.

  • Joe

    They didn’t let him finish what he was saying, “Have a nice day!” No he came out to spread his message, and they cut that out I am sure of it.

  • aaa

    But naked he was naked. haha

  • aaa

    But naked he was naked. haha

  • yerp

    That guys awesome.

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