Veteran NY Cop Arrested by Feds Planned to Abduct and Cook Women

Picture from Facebook account

You have the right to be tasty.

Via The New York Daily News:

A Harlem cop plotted to kidnap, torture, cook and eat dozens of women — even going so far as to discuss the best way to slow-cook a grown human in a series of disturbing on-line chats, the FBI charged Thursday.

The feds busted alleged cannibal cop Gilberto Valle, 28, after intercepting multiple internet discussions in which the 26th Precinct cop offered gory details about a nightmarish plan straight out of a horror flick.

“I was thinking of tying her body on to some kind of apparatus, cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” Valle wrote during one particularly harrowing chat.

The FBI and the NYPD’s Internal Affairs Bureau quietly arrested Valle Wednesday at his apartment on Yellowstone Blvd. in Forest Hills, Queens, and he was to be arraigned in Manhattan federal court Thursday.

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  • Hadrian999

    Eating people alive? Where’s that get fun?

    -Jayne Cobb: Big Damn Hero

  • BuzzCoastin

    anytime a pig is arrested, it’s a time of celebration
    but this pig seems to have been arrested for typing about a crime
    and not actually doing a crime

    I’ve been out of the Homeland for awhile now
    are thoughts and words now criminal acts in the Land of the Free?

    • Hadrian999

      there are crimes there, he illegally accessed law enforcement databases and there is probably a solid conspiracy charge there.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    Gee Matt, you missed a great excuse to post some Dolcett, or maybe something from Muki’s Kitchen.

    Instead, you’ve got a pic of some ugly cop’s mug.

    • Matt Staggs

      I would not categorize that as a missed opportunity. ;)

  • David Howe

    This is what happens when people privilege their “experience” over rationality. I’m sure this guy was getting telepathic messages assuring him that this was OK.

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