When Squatchin’ Goes Wrong: Bigfoot Attacked My Winnebago!

Winnebago warrior and Bigfoot hunter John Reed of Lykens, PA. has filed a report with local police alleging that a Sasquatch broke the windows and lights out on his 1973 Winnebago. Says the police report posted to The Smoking Gun, “Prior to these incidences, the victim related that he saw a bigfoot (sic) in the area.” Reed described Bigfoot as “very large, brown in color, and walks somewhat hunched over.”

Reed is a member of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, and if his Facebook profile is any indication, a big fan of the Insane Clown Posse. I’m wondering if he’s considered the possibility that the supposed Sasquatch might have just been a particularly disheveled Juggalo.

Here’s one Juggalo researcher on this competing theory:

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  • BuzzCoastin

    it’s more likely the work of the Winnebago Man

  • BuzzCoastin

    it’s more likely the work of the Winnebago Man

    • Matt Staggs

      WOULD YOU DO ME A KINDNESS BUZZCOASTIN WOULD YOU DO ME THIS ONE KINDNESS

    • Matt Staggs

      WOULD YOU DO ME A KINDNESS BUZZCOASTIN WOULD YOU DO ME THIS ONE KINDNESS

      • BuzzCoastin

        I don’t want any more bullshit anytime during the day, from anyone. That includes me!

        • Matt Staggs

          Did you watch the follow-up documentary about the Winnebago Man? It’s great.

          • BuzzCoastin

            I did, but the out takes are still my all time favorite.

            I got to read it again because my mind is just a piece of shit this morning!

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    He lost all credibility when he was revealed to be a juggalo.

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    He lost all credibility when he was revealed to be a juggalo.