Black Friday: Cell Phone Brawl

I live in a retail-dense area, and treat Black Friday like the zombie apocalypse: Stock plenty of food, lock the doors and stay the hell home. Every year, videos like this confirm that I’ve made the right decision.

18 Comments on "Black Friday: Cell Phone Brawl"

  1. BrianApocalypse | Nov 24, 2012 at 9:24 am |

    These people will serve as my Meta-drones after The Singularity.

  2. charlieprimero | Nov 24, 2012 at 10:22 am |

    Television-watchers obviously.

  3. Liam_McGonagle | Nov 24, 2012 at 10:39 am |

    “He that becomes an animal rids himself of the pain of being a man,”

    Sir Walter Scott

  4. Earthstar | Nov 24, 2012 at 11:00 am |

    Merry Christmas. . .you filthy animals.

  5. *Comment about the stupidity of a portion of the human race*

  6. InfvoCuernos | Nov 24, 2012 at 1:41 pm |

    * Brought to you by Jesus Christ.

  7. This demands the magic of the Benny Hillifier. Yackety sax makes everything better!

  8. Get your Hands off my bargains!!! Walmart should be sued for this business strategy. Its like that russian guy throwing money paper airplanes out of his high rise window.

  9. I used to live near a college football Stadium and took the same precautions every other week during footbal season!

  10. BuzzCoastin | Nov 24, 2012 at 7:21 pm |

    about 30 years ago I worked in the retail trade
    the two days after Thanksgiving were then known as Two Big Days
    I don’t know exactly when Two Big Daze became Black Friday
    but the term is very apropos

  11. PhoneWatcher | Nov 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm |

    What kind of phones are they after?

  12. Ugly Americans, seriously pathetic.

  13. shemsuhor72 | Nov 25, 2012 at 11:07 am |

    FEMA should hang WALMART signs over the entrance of their camps.

  14. DeepCough | Nov 25, 2012 at 5:12 pm |

    Wal-Mart: Expect less (of everything).

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