British Royal Family Is Descended From Dracula, Says Prince Charles

David Icke’s theory that the British royals stay youthful by feeding on the blood of children gains a shred of supporting evidence, via Digital Journal:

Links have been discovered between the British Royal Family and Vlad the Impaler. Romania is now exploiting this in an attempt to lure tourists to Transylvania  — the Romanian National Tourist Office has released brochures and a promotional video, claiming the fame of the link between Count Dracula and British Royalty.

In the tourism video, Prince Charles “traces his ancestry back to Romania’s dark and distant past,” speaking of his kinship with the historical Dracula – Vlad Tepes or Vlad the Impaler. The Prince also said that in a book published in 1982 by Sir Iain Moncreiffe he is listed as a great grandson 16 times removed to Vlad Tepes.

Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula from his novel is based on Vlad Tepes, who was a 15th century ruler of the Wallachian Kingdom notorious for his blood thirsty campaigns against the Ottomans, and his own people, with victims estimated in the tens of thousands.

24 Comments on "British Royal Family Is Descended From Dracula, Says Prince Charles"

  1. “British Royal Family Is Descended From Dracula, Says Prince Charles”
    —He said the same thing about watermelon smashing comedian, Gallagher.

  2. Broken_Finger | Nov 9, 2012 at 12:39 pm |

    Insert obvious joke about blood-suckers here.

  3. The big underbite is an inbred genetic trait of royals that showed up for a while. You can see it in the Vlad’s portrait. Also hemophilia, which is interesting. The King of Spain’s brother had it.

  4. This info is old hat. David Icke new this stuff way before anyone else.

    • Jin The Ninja | Nov 9, 2012 at 2:39 pm |

      i believe the proper orthography is “knew,” and the complicated interbreeding of ‘royalty’ is not quite parallel with icke’s ideology.

      • eye need to go bak 2 skul.

        • Jin The Ninja | Nov 9, 2012 at 4:47 pm |

          primary. and while you’re there, some of your peers can teach you to be a better troll.

          • Anarchy Pony | Nov 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm |

            Maybe he can learn something resembling human ethics as well.

          • ethics preaching from an anarchist?

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 10, 2012 at 10:39 am |

            anarchism is solely concerned with ethics and ethical living, and you’d know that, of course, if you’d read the most cursory definition. being a smart ass only works if you actually put in some time and effort into the ‘smart’ aspect. otherwise you’re just a ‘stupid ass’ with no comedic effect.

          • pikapikapoo | Nov 11, 2012 at 6:04 am |

            i bet iyou dont say things like that in real life because you’d get knocked the fuck out

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 11, 2012 at 11:22 am |

            well you’d be wrong. because most rational people a) don’t get into unwarranted fisticuffs b) don’t into unwarranted fisticuffs about internet trolls

          • pikapikapoo | Nov 12, 2012 at 12:49 am |

            most people don’t act like dicks with a self righteous know it all attitude. but then again, you’re some little man who hides behind his favorite video game character because in reality, he’s a little bitch with a smart ass attitude and tiny biceps

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 12, 2012 at 10:17 am |

            lol, actually it’s not from ANY video game. it’s custom concept art.
            i know you’re angry you were schooled. understandable.
            i also understand juvenile minds have difficulty acknowledging their intellectual limitations,
            the best you can do is troll under many screen names. understandable.
            when capacity is reached, you lash out and strike- meathead style. and hit nothing but air.
            fighting is not about strength, it’s about technique and tactic.
            willing to throw down? i am.

          • ababababy | Nov 11, 2012 at 6:07 am |

            if he said that to my face id punch him till he stopped being a little smart ass

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 11, 2012 at 11:20 am |

            if you think you could… and neither would it stop me from running circles around your ass.

          • ignore him hes a stuck up fag who thinks he knows better.

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 11, 2012 at 11:20 am |

            because i do.

          • jin is a prick

          • Jin The Ninja | Nov 11, 2012 at 11:19 am |

            oooo, am i?

  5. Vlad Tepes is a great hero in his homeland. He saved his people from the Turkish invasion. Sure his methods were brutal, but likely necessary for the survival of his Christian kingdom.

  6. Haystack | Nov 9, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    I don’t see why Romanian Tourist Office is so excited about this. Does Vlad Tepes really need the British royal family to boost his popularity?

  7. Warner Brown | Nov 11, 2012 at 5:25 am |

    This is silly stuff, especially for disinfo. And quoting David Icke? Ick? please. Furthermore, we get our younger looks from older, more developed gene pools than most of the offspring. 13 year olds are treated like adults in England, by family in terms of good conversation, and they are allowed a glass of wine. America treats it’s 13 year olds like idiots that cannot be trusted. It’s very sad that level of trust in family and culture overall can’t be here too..

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