Linguist Says Tapes Reveal Bigfoot Speaking

In the early 1970s, a group of hunters in the Sierra-Nevada Mountains captured sounds of an alleged encounter with Bigfoot. Now a professor and former Navy crypto-linguist says he has analyzed the strange audio recordings, and claims that they not only are legitimate, but reveal a primitive, grunt-based language. Decide for yourself — either way, the Sasquatch sounds on the tape are disturbing:

  • InfvoCuernos

    noooo… I wanted to hear Bigfoot talk. All I’m getting is a “this video is private” notice.

  • walnuts

    This video is private?

  • Dven Hologram

    You can find the vocalizations elsewhere online…search for “Sierra Sounds”

    • Anarchy Pony

      That is some weird shit. Also, look up the screams. Some of them are downright blood curdling.

  • Daniel Reasor

    Regretably, the camera was not invented until the following year.

  • RF Victor

    Bigfoot won´t let the internets steal his privacy!

  • herzmeister

    here’s probably the “public” version:

    • Matt Staggs

      Thanks – I’ll fix this immediately.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Rince Priebus is prepping Bigfoot for a run in 2016!
    Well, why not? He can’t do any worse in a debate than McCain or Palin, and if they don’t teach him any words like ‘rape’, they’ll stand a better chance of keeping him on message.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Please, Sasquatch is a devoted Green.

  • BrianApocalypse

    Don’t get too excited! It’s most probably that guy from the Police Academy movies up to his old tricks again!