New LSDs: A Far Out Menace

What caused the face eaters? This video seeks to explore this question.

“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” Vega told Miami television station WSVN. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”

Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said.

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  • alizardx

    I’ve heard most of those incidents didn’t even involve designer drugs aka bath salts. But OD on alcohol isn’t as good a headline..

    • Trivium68

      apparently bath salts don’t show up with a normal drug test

  • Liam_McGonagle

    1. The faux scratchy 8mm format was essential to making this work. It subconsciously enforces a right-thinking, conservative framing of American culture from the Eisenhower era, when men were men and women were furniture.

    2. Similarly, great strategic use of wind blown American flag. Goes without saying, but if there were to be a manual for this sort of thing, this primary required media trope would have the first chapter devoted to it.

    3. I liked the subtle touches such as the compere’s bizarre, weathervane-like gesticulating and ridiculously long shirt cuffs.

    4. You chose wisely when you decided to cast all the victim roles as male honkies and all the dopers and pushers as vaguely Latino. The audience would have only been confused and alienated by the unexpected presence of a sympathetic female or minority.

    All in all, kudos are in order.

  • Duwalla

    My money is riding on designer drugs……. or yet another government experiment.

  • Katin Thehat

    Ummm… that was pretty “meh”. I thought it might be entertaining & not just mildly interesting/weird. Ho-hum

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