Peruvian Shamans Predict Obama Victory

Obama wins the most important of endorsements. This same association of shamans correctly prophesied his 2008 victory, it should be noted. Via

A group of Peruvian shamans are predicting the re-election of U.S. President Barack Obama — and are trying to help it along.

The 12 medicine men and women in traditional Andean dress gathered Monday at the top of Lima’s San Cristobal hill, where they burned incense and rubbed a poster of Obama with flowers and the plant common rue, which is supposed to bring luck. Meanwhile, a poster of challenger Mitt Romney was assaulted with maracas and a sword as the shamans sang, whistled and danced in a circle for journalists, who came and went as the ceremony continued.

The group has staged similar rituals for the press ahead of major sports events and Peruvian elections.

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9 Responses to Peruvian Shamans Predict Obama Victory

  1. Matt Staggs November 6, 2012 at 11:45 am #

    So he’s got that goin’ for him, which is nice…

    • MadHierophant November 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

      I hope it’s enough against an Eregore like RIght-Wing Jesus.

  2. Roark November 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

    When ObaMAO loses handily tonight I’ll be sure to request a refund from these Shaman for giving me bad advice.

    • Andrew November 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

      Let us know how the lawsuit goes.

      • Roark November 6, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

        the one involving New Black Panther Party voter intimidation?

        • Andrew November 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

          No no, the one you’ll have to file to get any money from the Shamans.

          • Roark November 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm #

            Oh yeah, they don’t have wallets.

    • "Big" Richard Johnson November 6, 2012 at 11:32 pm #

      “ObaMAO” just won, umad?

  3. BuzzCoastin November 6, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

    yesterday I saw a Bankster emerge from his hole
    saw his shadow & he had a shit-eating grin on his face
    indicating 4 more years of the Obama puppet show

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