Polish Company Uses Topless Models to Sell Coffins

Picture: http://www.cofanifunebrimania.eu (C)

Jack Kerouac said “Pretty girls make graves”, but should they sell them, too?

Via Reuters:

A Polish firm that makes coffins has angered the Catholic church by trying to drum up business with a calendar depicting topless models posing next to its caskets.

One image from the 2013 edition of the calendar has a blonde model, wearing only a skimpy thong and with a snake draped around her neck, reclining on a coffin. In another, a woman wearing a crimson corset is depicted pulling out the heart of a man lying on a casket.

“My son had the idea of creating the company’s calendar… so that we could show something half-serious, colorful, beautiful; the beauty of Polish girls and the beauty of our coffins,” said Zbigniew Lindner, the firm’s owner.

“We wanted to show that a coffin isn’t a religious symbol. Its a product,” he said. “Why are people afraid of coffins and not of business suits, cosmetics or jewelry?”

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  • InfvoCuernos

    Growing up during the Cold War has left me with a fetish for Eastern Bloc girls and death, thanks for the Pr0n!

  • Liam_McGonagle

    We realise that you have many options when deciding upon a containment unit to dispose of the toxic, fetid carcasses of your loved ones . . .

  • BuzzCoastin

    > “Why are people afraid of coffins and not of business suits, cosmetics or jewelry?”

    He makes a good point and in fact,
    I am afraid of business suits, cosmetics or jewelry
    more than coffins
    now show me some tits before I die