New York authorities fear that Sandy has driven city’s the “dominant” rats out from their secret underground lairs and into the streets of New York:

Do we have any Disinfonauts on the scene in NYC? Have you seen any ROUS?*

*Rodents of Unusual Size, naturally.

5 Comments on "RATPOCALYPSE NOW! Will Sandy Summon NYC’s ROUS?"

  1. BuzzCoastin | Nov 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm |

    is “dominant” rats a reference to the NYPD
    does secret underground lairs refer to their Pig pens
    or are we talking about those cute NYC sewer squirrels?

  2. alizardx | Nov 4, 2012 at 9:56 pm |

    As usual, the most dangerous rats in NYC wear business suits and run the financial sector.

  3. Miracles | Nov 5, 2012 at 9:43 am |

    Reporting from Manhattan, have not seen any rats at all yet.

  4. Regardless of rats or not my heart goes out to those in the water front and other affected areas. Hopefully this will spur better building codes and engineering in general to make things easier for future generations. A lot of rats probably died, that water rushed in fast but you can be sure that they will be back to their normal numbers soon, they reproduce extremely quick and they love doing the nasty. Stay strong NYC.

  5. Has anyone started playing Dishonored?

    Edit: oh yeah, the video says that the stronger dominant rats were more likely to drown, not the other way around.

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