Chairobics Too Strenuous?

Wake Up, Disinfo: It’s Time to Oxycise!
Via Oxycise.com:

“Then one day, like Archimedes of old, it happened. In a physiology textbook there it was: fat oxidizes into carbon dioxide. Wait a second, I read that line again: fat oxidizes into carbon dioxide. No way! So you’re telling me that all I have to do is breathe to lose weight. I can’t believe no one has ever told me this before. Fat leaves my body through breathing??”

 

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3 Responses to Chairobics Too Strenuous?

  1. Jim December 9, 2012 at 11:12 am #

    where’s the “camel toe”?

  2. Ted Heistman December 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

    Yeah, it literally “burns” Some people think they have to poop it out to lose weight but that’s not true.

    An easy way to lose weight is to be really cold all the time. Requires no exercise. Burns calories.

  3. Kevin Leonard December 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm #

    “If you fart 12-15 times a day, you lose a lot of weight” – Mama.
    She should know, just look at her.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHw9kvArS3g

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