Florida Launches ‘2013 Python Challenge’

Picture: CGrapes429 (PD): Burmese Python in Florida Everglades

Rednecks: When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherf*ckin’ python in the swamp, accept no substitutes.

Via CNN:

Burmese pythons have been threatening Florida’s ecosystem for years, so the state is turning to the public for help in the form of a hunting contest to cull the population.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has announced the 2013 Python Challenge beginning in January.
“We are hoping to gauge from the python challenge the effectiveness of using an incentive-based model as a tool to address this problem,” says Florida Wildlife Commission spokeswoman Carli Segelson.

A grand prize of $1,500 will be awarded to the person who kills the most pythons, and $1,000 will go to the person who bags the longest one. According to the rules, road kill will not be eligible.

Participants will pay a $25 registration fee and complete an online training course. The training focuses on safety while hunting pythons

Grab your AK-47 and get on down to the everglades.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/eric.fischer.73 Eric Fischer

    Judging from the size of the snake on the CNN article, this might help curb the moron population in Florida at the same time. Win-win!

  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    I’m rooting for the pythons. Pythons only kill the weak members of the ecosystem!

    • fuckyou

      you are an idiot sir

      • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

        And you have a cool name! Must have been tough for you in school though.

  • Hadrian999

    lots of amateurs hunting pythons in the swamp, that is a reality show i would watch

  • alizardx

    Why bother with a prize? Just post a bounty. Let the state take the heads and let the hunters do as they please with the meat and skin. Perhaps a market for python meat can be created. Anyone know what it tastes like?

    • Matt Staggs


      • alizardx

        Speculation or experience?

        • Matt Staggs

          Chicken is the default taste in the matrix.

        • Hadrian999

          people I know who have eaten snake say its an odd mixture of fish and chicken

          • alizardx

            Sounds interesting.

    • Hadrian999

      they are cheap, they hope the smal amount of prize will spur a large amount of hunting without having to pay a bounty on every snake killed

      • alizardx

        Agreed. Note that if they combined the bounty with providing facilities to Hollywood for a reality show based on the entertaining antics of those attempting to collect that bounty, they could probably at least break even. Given that they’ve got a permanent ecosystem management problem, that really is the best they can do.

        • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

          They will probably just cause them to disperse more and increase the population. That’s what hunting does for feral hogs.

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