Man Shoots Girlfriend After Argument About ‘The Walking Dead’

ZOMBIES R SRS BSNS:

Via Raw Story: 26 year-old Jared Gurman shot his girlfriend in the back following an argument that began over the television program The Walking Dead. The wounded, Jessica Gelderman, had balked at Gurman’s assertion that it was important to prepare for a real zombie apocalypse. Gelderman suffered a pierced lung, pierced diaphragm and shattered rib, but survived the attack.  Much of this season of The Walking Dead has occurred in and around a prison, so maybe Gurman’s likely incarceration will provide further training usable in the event of his feared zombie apocalypse.

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  • Anarchy Pony

    GDM RT ZMBS R SRS BSNS!

  • BuzzCoastin

    I’m gonna go out on limb and suggest alcohol & gross stupidity might be involved here

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742104313 Adam Goodwin

    Stupid bastard is gonna miss the rest of season 3 sitting in the slammer.

    • Matt Staggs

      But most of season 3 does take place in prison, so he’s got that going for him.

    • lucifershal0

      Aren’t they allowed to watch tv in prison??

  • Hadrian999

    he’s gonna be on doomsday preppers when he gets out

  • Ernie

    Who said smoking Weed is victimless…

  • Adam

    Not sure how life is imitating art here. Was she a zombie?

  • ronniedobbs

    Seems reasonable to me

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