Michael Jordan: Illuminati

By on December 27, 2012 in News 11

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  • echar

    I am aghast! How could I be so blind? I will burn my Nike Air Jordan’s.

    • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

      Don’t do that!

      If you take Michael Jordan’s shoe size and add it to the Gematria value of his favorite bible verse, then divide that number by 0, you can use that number as the reserve price to post those shoes on Ebay.

      • echar

        :)

  • CreationRebel

    Sometimes I dream that he is me….Like mike, if i could be like mike

  • Bluebird_of_Fastidiousness

    That guy’s voice is really intense, like he’s all-in. He’s probably schizoid but I’ll bet he’s right about Disney’s plan to drain us of our blood.

  • BuzzCoastin

    I think this is a good example of how
    any set of data can be interpreted any number of ways
    depending on your preselected point of view
    and if you have too much free time

    • Matt Staggs

      I HAVE SEEN YOUR PSYCHOTRONIC VIDEOS AND YOU ARE PART OF THE MICHAEL JORDAN BASKETANIC ORDER

      • BuzzCoastin

        Shhhhhh… no one’s sposed to know

    • Monkey See Monkey Do

      Jan Irvin is a testament to that.

  • Celesta

    Hmmm what’s new!!!?….. Not surprised at all. The whole of Hollywood selebs. are infested with “illuminati” virus……

  • Calypso_1

    I may have to memorize this monologue.