Michael Jordan: Illuminati

11 Comments on "Michael Jordan: Illuminati"

  1. I am aghast! How could I be so blind? I will burn my Nike Air Jordan’s.

    • Don’t do that!

      If you take Michael Jordan’s shoe size and add it to the Gematria value of his favorite bible verse, then divide that number by 0, you can use that number as the reserve price to post those shoes on Ebay.

  2. CreationRebel | Dec 27, 2012 at 6:54 am |

    Sometimes I dream that he is me….Like mike, if i could be like mike

  3. Bluebird_of_Fastidiousness | Dec 27, 2012 at 6:57 am |

    That guy’s voice is really intense, like he’s all-in. He’s probably schizoid but I’ll bet he’s right about Disney’s plan to drain us of our blood.

  4. BuzzCoastin | Dec 27, 2012 at 9:43 am |

    I think this is a good example of how
    any set of data can be interpreted any number of ways
    depending on your preselected point of view
    and if you have too much free time

  5. Hmmm what’s new!!!?….. Not surprised at all. The whole of Hollywood selebs. are infested with “illuminati” virus……

  6. Calypso_1 | Dec 28, 2012 at 10:50 am |

    I may have to memorize this monologue.

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