Mistletoe Prank at Brigham Young University

A couple of students at the steadfastly Mormon Brigham Young University test their classmates’ receptiveness to this most pagan of holiday traditions. You may be surprised. Looks like there’s a kiss or two that goes beyond friendly…and one response that is anything but. Any thoughts on the effects of religious repression on the libido? Ever dated someone who was highly religious? How’d that go?

  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

    Very cute. How unlikely we would be to fight one another if we just exchanged love and affection more freely.

    • Matt Staggs

      C’mere Camron. I got a big wet one for ya.

      • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

        Ahh shuxs :) You sure it’s not just the Amanita Muscaria talking?

        Happy Festivus to All! May you absolve your sins in the warm mead of the ancestors. Yes I mean drink each others entheogenically potentiated urine.

  • “Big” Richard Johnson

    Yes, I’ve dated a few girls who professed to be devoutly Christian. However, a gentleman never kisses and tells.

    Anyway I’m no gentleman, and there’s a reason the preacher’s daughter is usually a bit more free with herself, if you understand the vernacular.

  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    Mormons can actually recognize each other from their glowing skin. True story


  • http://generaldepravity.blogspot.com/ dragline

    Can someone arrest the demon cunt 30 seconds in? A guy under similar actions would receive the same.

    • justagirl


    • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

      Are you kidding?!

      That kind of treatment generally costs extra!

  • http://twitter.com/TedHeistman Ted Heistman

    This is what kissing a Mormon girl leads to


  • *swak*

    Hurray for herpes!

    As a long time listener to Dan Savage’s podcast, there are an awful lot of callers who are or were raised Mormon or Fundie. Their calls tend to be the craziest.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    “Wha-? . . . You mean we weren’t instantly destroyed by a bolt of lightning?”
    Hence the unstoppable hormonal surge in the wake of the initial transgression.

  • BuzzCoastin

    any time you repress sexuality
    it’s bound to pop up somewhere over the rainbow

    I’ve been to BYU a few times and
    I was always impressed by the number of college girls pushing baby strollers
    and hey
    they no longer have a lot of wives with which to exorcise their demons

  • justagirl

    i would first have a heart attack because that thing looks like a freaking giant spider..

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    Anyone else notice that they seem to be kissing under the “Holly” rather than the “Mistletoe”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/CorpDave Dave Peterson

    Actually, Mormons are highly sexed within their strictures, even if there is a lot of homophobia in the community. Hopefully there are no longer electrodes on anyone’s goodies at BYU. And, yes, they will probably be outraged at the idea that they engage in any pagan practices.