Mistletoe Prank at Brigham Young University

A couple of students at the steadfastly Mormon Brigham Young University test their classmates’ receptiveness to this most pagan of holiday traditions. You may be surprised. Looks like there’s a kiss or two that goes beyond friendly…and one response that is anything but. Any thoughts on the effects of religious repression on the libido? Ever dated someone who was highly religious? How’d that go?

18 Comments on "Mistletoe Prank at Brigham Young University"

  1. Very cute. How unlikely we would be to fight one another if we just exchanged love and affection more freely.

    • Matt Staggs | Dec 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm |

      C’mere Camron. I got a big wet one for ya.

      • Ahh shuxs 🙂 You sure it’s not just the Amanita Muscaria talking?

        Happy Festivus to All! May you absolve your sins in the warm mead of the ancestors. Yes I mean drink each others entheogenically potentiated urine.

  2. "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 14, 2012 at 1:09 am |

    Yes, I’ve dated a few girls who professed to be devoutly Christian. However, a gentleman never kisses and tells.

    Anyway I’m no gentleman, and there’s a reason the preacher’s daughter is usually a bit more free with herself, if you understand the vernacular.

  3. Mormons can actually recognize each other from their glowing skin. True story

    http://thestudentreview.org/research-suggests-mormon-factor/

  4. Can someone arrest the demon cunt 30 seconds in? A guy under similar actions would receive the same.

  5. This is what kissing a Mormon girl leads to

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84u5k4bboU4

  6. Hurray for herpes!

    As a long time listener to Dan Savage’s podcast, there are an awful lot of callers who are or were raised Mormon or Fundie. Their calls tend to be the craziest.

  7. Liam_McGonagle | Dec 14, 2012 at 9:13 am |

    “Wha-? . . . You mean we weren’t instantly destroyed by a bolt of lightning?”
    Hence the unstoppable hormonal surge in the wake of the initial transgression.

  8. BuzzCoastin | Dec 14, 2012 at 10:42 am |

    any time you repress sexuality
    it’s bound to pop up somewhere over the rainbow

    I’ve been to BYU a few times and
    I was always impressed by the number of college girls pushing baby strollers
    and hey
    they no longer have a lot of wives with which to exorcise their demons

  9. justagirl | Dec 14, 2012 at 11:44 am |

    i would first have a heart attack because that thing looks like a freaking giant spider..

  10. Anyone else notice that they seem to be kissing under the “Holly” rather than the “Mistletoe”?

  11. Actually, Mormons are highly sexed within their strictures, even if there is a lot of homophobia in the community. Hopefully there are no longer electrodes on anyone’s goodies at BYU. And, yes, they will probably be outraged at the idea that they engage in any pagan practices.

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