North Korea Claims To Have Discovered Ancient Unicorn Habitat

The Guardian reports on North Korean cryptozoology:

The inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn’s lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have “recently reconfirmed” the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: “A rectangular rock carved with words “Unicorn Lair” stands in front…The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).” Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea’s History Institute were credited with making the discovery.

9 Comments on "North Korea Claims To Have Discovered Ancient Unicorn Habitat"

  1. Anarchy Pony | Dec 3, 2012 at 2:33 pm |

    Run Twilight! Run Rarity! They’re coming!

  2. So they discover an archeological site about their history and the west have the lowness to make fun of them?! WTF!

  3. "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 3, 2012 at 2:41 pm |

    I wonder how many trillions of people starved to death so that North Korea could buy enough electricity to make this stunning announcement?

    • Anarchy Pony | Dec 3, 2012 at 2:43 pm |

      Trillions?

      • "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm |

        I’d have gone with quadrillions, but it seemed a little high.

        • Dont tase me | Dec 4, 2012 at 12:34 am |

          You can’t just complain about something in that manner and then not do something to help fix it. I mean you can, but that makes you somewhat not living up to your full potential doesnt it?

          • "Big" Richard Johnson | Dec 4, 2012 at 1:42 am |

            Confirming that I will be headed to North Korea in a humanitarian tour with Perez Hilton and Carrot Top. Stay tuned for the date, which is currently TBA.

  4. BuzzCoastin | Dec 3, 2012 at 9:14 pm |

    OK Matt, this is not a psyop
    ’cause no one, not even Kim ill Con, believes this
    whereas the story that WTC Bld 7 collapsed due to Unicorns
    was a psyop, ’cause most ‘Merkins believed it

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